Chapter L: E. B. says his wife claims to be a Class A-plus golf widow. When she

passes to her reward she hopes it will be early in the week, so the incident will not interfere with husband’s Sunday golf.

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Florence quotes from one of H. G. Wells’s slams at golf, concluding with, “The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf.”

“I play a beastly game,” adds Florence; “how about you?” Oh, a regular Chippendale of a game, my dear.

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Sir: I am sure I saw her on the golf course one windy day. We offer her the privilege of our course for entire season if she will agree to keep herself in shape.

CHAIRMAN ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE.

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The consensus of our readers seems to be that the maiden whose legs are “noticeably bowed” should take up golf, as she would likely develop a peach of a game.

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Sir: Sunday I looked at the hole and missed the putt. At the nineteenth hole I looked at the ball four times and was then eighty cents in the hole.

C. S. P.

ASIDES.

Davy: A light golf ball (floater) will rise fifteen or twenty feet higher than a heavy ball. A light ball should always be used when you have to “hold the green.”