Chapter MCMXII: Books by

IRVING BACHELLER

Charge It. Ill'd. 12mo net $1.00 Keeping Up With Lizzie. Ill'd. Post 8vo net 1.00 Eben Holden. Ill'd. Post 8vo 1.50 Edition de Luxe 2.00 Eben Holden's Last Day A-Fishing. 16mo .50 Dri and I. Ill'd. Post 8vo 1.50 Darrell of the Blessed Isles. Ill'd. Post 8vo 1.50 Vergilius. Post 8vo 1.35 Silas Strong. Post 8vo 1.50 The Hand-Made Gentleman. Post 8vo 1.50 In Various Moods. Poems. Post 8vo net 1.00

HARPER & BROTHERS, NEW YORK

COPYRIGHT, 1912. BY HARPER & BROTHERS

PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

PUBLISHED SEPTEMBER, 1912

K-M

TO MY DEAR FRIEND

LEDYARD PARK HALE

ANOTHER HONEST LAWYER

CONTENTS

CHAP. PAGE
I. In Which Harry Swiftly Passes from One Stage of His
Career to Another 1
II. Which Begins the Story of the Bishop's Head 11
III. Which Is the Story of the Pimpled Queen and the Black
Spot 33
IV. In Which Socrates Encounters "New Thought" and
Psychological Hair 45
V. In Which Socrates Discusses the Over-Production of Talk 55
VI. In Which Betsey Commits an Indiscretion 69
VII. In Which Socrates Attacks the Worst Doers and Best
Sellers 75
VIII. In Which Socrates Attacks the Helmet and the Battle-Ax 84
IX. In Which Socrates Increases the Supply of Splendor 91
X. In Which Socrates Breaks the Drag and Tandem Monopoly in
Pointview 99
XI. In Which Sundry People Make Great Discoveries 106
XII. In Which Harry Is Forced to Abandon Swamp Fiction and
Like Follies and to Study the Geography and Natives
of a Land Unknown to Our Heiristocracy 118
XIII. In Which the Minister Gets Into Love and Trouble 127
XIV. In Which Socrates Discovers a New Folly 139
XV. In Which Harry Returns to Pointview and Goes to Work 148
XVI. Which Presents an Incident in Our Campaign Against New
New England 171
XVII. Which Presents a Decisive Incident in Our Campaign
Against Old New England 176

ILLUSTRATIONS

"SHE WISHED ME TO SUGGEST SOMETHING FOR HER TO DO" Frontispiece "WHAT DIDN'T THEY SAY? THEY FLEW AT ME LIKE WILDCATS." 60 "'IT'S THE VAN ALSTYNE CREST,' I SAID. 'IT'S A PROOF OF RESPECTABILITY.'" 86 "RADIANT IN SILK, LACE, DIAMONDS, PEARLS, AND RUBIES" 94 "HARRY'S PET COLLIE HAD COME UP TO THE BACK DOOR WITH A HUMAN SKULL IN HIS MOUTH" 148 "HE LOOKED LIKE A MAN WITH A WOODEN LEG" 188