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Circular SawsHumbert Wolfe

Circular Saws

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Original author: Humbert Wolfe

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"Circular Saws" by Humbert Wolfe is a collection of whimsical tales written in the early 20th century. The book is framed as a series of short stories featuring figures drawn from diverse fairy-tale inspirations, focusing on characters like Haroun-al-Raschid and modern individuals with eccentric traits. Each story unfolds with humor and irony, reflecting the absurdities of life through clever narratives and whimsical portrayals. At the start of this collection, the author introduces vivid characters and captivating scenarios. The opening stories include Haroun-al-Raschid lamenting the lack of splashing allowed during his bath, only to face a rainy calamity the next day, and Mr. Arthur Benacres, an ostrich-like philanthropist, grappling with his peculiar predicament due to a befuddled fairy's magic. In another tale, a princess's wish for an umbrella leads her to transform whimsically into a frog before realizing the folly of her desires. These tales set a playful tone, blending traditional storytelling elements with modern commentary, inviting readers to enjoy the various absurdities presented in Wolfe's imaginative world.

Circular Saws, by Humbert Wolfe. Republished by OpenStories from Project Gutenberg eBook #61661.

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40 Chapters

  1. 1.Front Matter304 words
  2. 2.Chapter I: Waste Not, Want Not146 words
  3. 3.Chapter II: Looking for a Needle in a Haystack137 words
  4. 4.Chapter III: All’s Well That Ends Well217 words
  5. 5.Chapter IV: Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady220 words
  6. 6.Chapter V: Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction333 words
  7. 7.Chapter VI: A Rose by Any Other Name Would Smell as Sweet234 words
  8. 8.Chapter VII: A Little Knowledge Is a Dangerous Thing223 words
  9. 9.Chapter VIII: Two Wrongs Do Not Make a Right324 words
  10. 10.Chapter IX: Business Is Business443 words
  11. 11.Chapter XI: It’s Never Too Late to Mend709 words
  12. 12.Chapter XII: Ars Longa, Vita Brevis986 words
  13. 13.Chapter XIII: Sunt Certi Denique Fines777 words
  14. 14.Chapter XIV: Heaven Helps Those That Help Themselves250 words
  15. 15.Chapter XV: “you Never Can Tell”670 words
  16. 16.Chapter XVI: United We Stand339 words
  17. 17.Chapter XVIII: Silence Is Golden482 words
  18. 18.Chapter XIX: Look Before You Leap: Or, Reflections Before You Jump692 words
  19. 19.Chapter XX: Liberty, Equality, Fraternity164 words
  20. 20.Chapter XXI: Quis Separabit?329 words
  1. 21.Chapter XXII: Men, Not Measures1,202 words
  2. 22.Chapter XXIII: You Cannot Have Your Cake and Eat It563 words
  3. 23.Chapter XXIV: In Vino Veritas673 words
  4. 24.Chapter XXV: Tantae Religio213 words
  5. 25.Chapter XXVI: On Entertaining Angels Unawares576 words
  6. 26.Chapter XXVII: Tempus Fugit90 words
  7. 27.Chapter XXVIII: You Can Take a Horse to the Water338 words
  8. 28.Chapter XXIX: Half a Loaf Is Better Than No Bread663 words
  9. 29.Chapter XXX: In for a Penny in for a Pound709 words
  10. 30.Chapter XXXI: Quantity Is Better Than Quality1,028 words
  11. 31.Chapter XXXII: Charity Begins at Home665 words
  12. 32.Chapter XXXIII: Dis Aliter Visum1,813 words
  13. 33.Chapter XXXIV: Parallel Lines Do Not Meet307 words
  14. 34.Chapter XXXV: Cherchez Le Juif1,483 words
  15. 35.Chapter XXXVI: Greek: GNÔTHI SEAUTON86 words
  16. 36.Chapter XXXVII: E Pur Si Muove633 words
  17. 37.Chapter XXXVIII: The Game and the Candle185 words
  18. 38.Chapter XXXIX: Once Bitten, Twice Shy154 words
  19. 39.Chapter XL: It Takes Two to Make a Peace392 words
  20. 40.Chapter XLI: Vicisti Galilæe128 words