Chapter VIII

The king and queen make a progress to the frontiers�The Author attends them�The manner in which he leaves the country very particularly related�He returns to England LIST OF FULL-PAGE ILLUSTRATIONS. "They concluded I was only Relplum Sealcath" Map of Brobdingnag "A huge creature walking ... on the sea" "Whereupon the huge creature trod short" "I drew my hanger to defend myself" "I called her my Glumdalclitch" "Flourished after the manner of fencers in England" "This gracious princess held out her little finger" "She carried me to the king" "I could only revenge myself by calling him brother" "The smaller birds did not appear to be at all afraid of me" "Gave me a gale with their fans" "The most violent exercise I ever underwent" "You have made an admirable panegyric" "She had some foreboding" "Somebody calling in the English tongue" "My daughter kneeled, but I could not see her"

IRELAND IN THE DAYS OF DEAN SWIFT. (IRISH TRACTS, 1720 to 1734.) By J. Bowles Daly and Jonathan Swift CONTENTS. PAGE Introduction 1 The Drapier�s Letters 25 The Address to the Jury 131 Swift�s Description of Quilca 137 Answer to a Paper 142 Maxims Controlled 151 A short View of the state of Ireland, 1727 162 The Story of the Injured Lady 174 The Answer to the Injured Lady 184 A Letter to the Archbishop of Dublin, concerning the Weavers 187 Two Letters on Subjects relative to the Improvement of Ireland 198 The Present Miserable State of Ireland 216 �A Proposal for the Universal Use of Irish Manufactures.� 1720 227 A Modest Proposal. 1729 240 A Character, Panegyric, and Description of the Legion Club, 1736 254 On doing Good 264

HINTS TO SERVANTS: Being A Poetical And Modernised Version Of Dean Swift's Celebrated "Directions To Servants;" CONTENTS Page THE BUTLER 9 THE COOK 16 THE VALET 21 THE WAITING-WOMAN 27 THE FOOTMAN 36 THE HOUSEKEEPER 50 THE CHAMBERMAID 51 THE PORTER 55 THE HOUSEMAID 56 THE STEWARD 57 THE GROOM 58 THE COACHMAN 61 THE NURSERY MAID 62 THE DAIRY-MAID 63 THE WET NURSE 64 THE LAUNDRESS ib. THE GOVERNESS 65 GENERAL RULES 66