Chapter IV: The Baffled Burglar

_The Burglar_: "I've got the swag, but strafe that copper! I can't get
away with it, and there's no food in that beastly cupboard!"

By "F. C. G." First published in the _Westminster Gazette_, February
11, 1916.

V. This very Haseldenian page speaks for itself.

By permission of the Editor of the _Daily Mirror_.

"I SAY I'M AN EAGLE!"

"DOES ANYONE DARE TO CONTRADICT ME?"

"I AM AN EAGLE!"

"I WILL BE AN EAGLE!"

"AREN'T I AN EAGLE?"

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