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John Smith's Funny Adventures on a CrutchA. F. Hill

John Smith's Funny Adventures on a Crutch

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Original author: A. F. Hill

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"John Smith's Funny Adventures on a Crutch!" by A. F. Hill is a humorous novel written in the late 19th century. It chronicles the amusing escapades of John Smith, a one-legged soldier who navigates life after the Civil War, particularly focusing on his time in a hospital and various travels around the United States. The narrative blends comedic elements with reflections on the experiences of veterans, providing insight into their lives post-war. At the start of the novel, we are introduced to John Smith's character and his misfortunes during the Battle of Antietam, where he is shot and subsequently has his leg amputated. Following his recovery, John begins to share his journey on crutches, highlighting the absurdities and challenges he faces in a military hospital filled with camaraderie and eccentric characters. His determination to adjust to life with one leg is filled with humorous incidents, from his first awkward attempts at walking on crutches to encounters with other patients, revealing a light-hearted take on the resilience of those who served in combat.

John Smith's Funny Adventures on a Crutch, by A. F. Hill. Republished by OpenStories from Project Gutenberg eBook #49961.

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51 Chapters

  1. 1.Preface511 words
  2. 2.Chapter I: The Way It Happened1,626 words
  3. 3.Chapter II: John’s Adventures with a Crazy Man2,251 words
  4. 4.Chapter III708 words
  5. 5.Chapter IV: Locked Up2,026 words
  6. 6.Chapter V: Accommodated with a “room Lower Down.”1,599 words
  7. 7.Chapter VI: The Way Smith Gets Bored.—an Episode1,442 words
  8. 8.Chapter VII: John Smith’s Friend843 words
  9. 9.Chapter VIII: John Thought He Would Like to Travel1,514 words
  10. 10.Chapter IX: Sea-Sick.—ugh!1,685 words
  11. 11.Chapter X: The “hub.”2,700 words
  12. 12.Chapter XI: Narrow Escape in a Row at Baltimore1,697 words
  13. 13.Chapter XII: How Smith Traveled A-Foot—and More1,466 words
  14. 14.Chapter XIII: Romance in John Smith’s “real Life.”1,505 words
  15. 15.Chapter XIV: The Hudson1,547 words
  16. 16.Chapter XV: John at Saratoga1,314 words
  17. 17.Chapter XVI: The Sail Boat2,126 words
  18. 18.Chapter XVII: Niagara Falls1,213 words
  19. 19.Chapter XVIII: Cave of the Winds1,651 words
  20. 20.Chapter XIX: Canada2,276 words
  21. 21.Chapter XX: Colonel John Smith at an Hotel2,328 words
  22. 22.Chapter XXI: Courtesies of Travelers1,245 words
  23. 23.Chapter XXII: “the City of Magnificent Distances.”1,589 words
  24. 24.Chapter XXIII: Smith’s Experience on a Skate1,431 words
  25. 25.Chapter XXIV: Over the Mountains1,255 words
  26. 26.Chapter XXV: Difficulty with the Owner of Pittsburg1,574 words
  1. 27.Chapter XXVI: Peculiarities of Travelers949 words
  2. 28.Chapter XXVII: Mcculloch’s Leap2,310 words
  3. 29.Chapter XXVIII: Cincinnati1,468 words
  4. 30.Chapter XXIX: Falls City and Cave City946 words
  5. 31.Chapter XXX2,985 words
  6. 32.Chapter XXXI: The Nightingale3,187 words
  7. 33.Chapter XXXII: Smith’s Extraordinary Adventures in the “mound City.”2,228 words
  8. 34.Chapter XXXIII: How Not to Open a Patent Lock1,597 words
  9. 35.Chapter XXXIV: A Game of Checkers993 words
  10. 36.Chapter XXXV: John in Chicago1,258 words
  11. 37.Chapter XXXVI: Traveling Companions1,240 words
  12. 38.Chapter XXXVII: Milwaukee and the Lakes1,808 words
  13. 39.Chapter XXXVIII: Smith in Search of His Uncle1,374 words
  14. 40.Chapter XXXIX: Smith’s Knowledge of German, Et Cetera2,758 words
  15. 41.Chapter XL: “a Life on the Ocean Wave, and a Home on the Rolling Deep.”1,027 words
  16. 42.Chapter XLI3,336 words
  17. 43.Chapter XLII: More of the Dreadful Sea1,238 words
  18. 44.Chapter XLIII: John Smith’s End Imminent1,553 words
  19. 45.Chapter XLIV: Courtesies at Sea1,370 words
  20. 46.Chapter XLV: Ho! for California!1,809 words
  21. 47.Chapter XLVI: On the Isthmus882 words
  22. 48.Chapter XLVII: The “golden City.”3,115 words
  23. 49.Chapter XLVIII: The Doctor1,582 words
  24. 50.Chapter XLIX: A Startling Bundle2,747 words
  25. 51.Chapter L: Exit Smith723 words