Chapter II (1)
Everything is comparative in this world, and there is for man no situation so utterly bad that nothing could be worse.
On a bright day, toward the end of September, Captain Aristíd Kuválda was sitting, as was his wont, in his arm-chair at the door of the night lodging-house, and as he gazed at the stone[1] building erected by merchant Petúnnikoff, next door to Vavíloff's tavern, he meditated.
The building, which was still surrounded by scaffolding, was intended for a candle-factory, and had long been an eye-sore to the captain, with the empty and dark hollows of its long row of windows, and that spider's web of wood, which surrounded it, from foundation to roof. Red, as though it were smeared with blood, it resembled some cruel machine, which was not yet in working-order, but which had already opened a row of deep, yawning maws, and was ready to engulf, masticate, and devour. Vavíloff's gray wooden tavern, with its crooked roof, overgrown with moss, leaned against one of the brick walls of the factory, and looked like some huge parasite, which was driving its suckers into it.
[1] "A stone building" does not mean literally stone in Russia, as it does elsewhere. "Stone," in this connection, means brick, rubble, or any other substance, with an external dressing of mastic, washed with white or any gay hue. Briefly, not of wood.--Translator.
The captain reflected, that they would soon begin to build on the site of the old house also. They would tear down the lodging-house, too. He would be compelled to seek other quarters, and no others, so convenient and so cheap, could be found. It was a pity, it was rather sad, to move away from a place where he had been so long. But move he must, merely because a certain merchant had taken it into his head to manufacture candles and soap. And the captain felt, that if any opportunity should present itself to him, of ruining the life of that enemy, even temporarily--oh! with what delight would he ruin it!
On the previous evening, merchant Iván Andréevitch Petúnnikoff had been in the courtyard of the night lodging-house with the architect and his son. They had measured the courtyard, and had stuck little sticks everywhere in the ground, which, after Petúnnikoff had departed, the captain ordered The Meteor to pull out of the ground and throw away.
Before the captain's eyes stood that merchant--small, gaunt, in a long garment which simultaneously resembled both an overcoat and an undercoat, in a velvet cap, and tall, brilliantly-polished boots. His bony face, with high cheek-bones, with its gray, wedge-shaped beard, with a lofty brow furrowed with wrinkles, from beneath which sparkled small, narrow, gray eyes, which always appeared to be on the watch for something.... A pointed, cartilaginous nose, a small mouth, with thin lips.... Altogether, the merchant's aspect was piously-rapacious, and respectably-evil.
"A damned mixture of fox and hog!"--swore the captain to himself, and recalled to mind Petúnnikoff's first phrase with regard to himself. The merchant had come with a member of the town court to purchase the house, and, catching sight of the captain, he had asked of his guide, in alert Kostromá dialect:
"Isn't he a candle-end himself ... that lodger of yours?"
And from that day forth--now eighteen months gone by--they had vied with one another in their cleverness at insulting man.
And on the preceding evening, a little "drill in vituperation," as the captain designated his conversation with the merchant, had taken place between them. After he had seen the architect off, the merchant had stepped up to the captain.
"You're sitting?"--he asked, tugging with his hand at the visor of his cap so that it was not possible to understand whether he was adjusting it or intended to express a salutation.
"You're trotting about?"--said the captain, imitating his tone, and made a movement with his lower jaw, which caused his beard to waggle, and which a person who was not exacting might take for a bow, or for a desire on the part of the captain to shift his pipe from one corner of his mouth to the other.
"I have a great deal of money--so I trot about. Money demands that it shall be put out in life, so I'm giving it circulation...." the merchant mocked the captain a little, cunningly narrowing his little eyes.
"The ruble doesn't serve you, that is to say, but you serve the ruble,"--commented Kuválda, contending with a desire to give the merchant a kick in the belly.
"Isn't it all the same thing? With it, with money, everything is agreeable.... But if you haven't any...."
And the merchant eyed the captain over, with shamelessly-counterfeit compassion. The captain's upper lip twitched, disclosing his large, wolfish teeth.
"A man who has brains and conscience can get along without it ... It generally makes its appearance precisely at the time when a man's conscience begins to dry up ... The less conscience, the more money....
"That's true....? But, on the other hand, there are people who have neither money, nor conscience...."
"Were you just the same when you were young?"--inquired Kuválda innocently. It was now the turn of Petúnnikoff's nose to twitch. Iván Andréevitch sighed, screwed up his little eyes, and said:
"In my youth, o-okh! I was forced to raise great weights!"
"I think...."
"I worked, okh, how I worked!"
"And you worked up a good many people!"
"Such as you? Noblemen? Never mind ... they learned plenty of prayers to Christ from me...."
"You didn't murder, you merely stole?"--said the captain sharply. Petúnnikoff turned green, and found it expedient to change the subject.
"You're a bad host, you sit, while your guest stands."
"Let him sit down, too," Kuválda gave permission.
"But there's nothing to sit on, you see...."
"Sit on the earth ... the earth accepts all sorts of rubbish...."
"I see that, from you.... But I shall leave you, you scold," said Petúnnikoff, in a calm, equable voice, but his eyes poured forth cold poison on the captain.
And he took his departure, leaving Kuválda with the pleasing consciousness that the merchant was afraid of him. If he had not been afraid of him, he would long ago have driven him out of the night lodging-house. He would not have refrained from expelling him for those five rubles a month! And the captain found it pleasant to stare at Petúnnikoff's back, as he slowly left the courtyard. Then the captain watched the merchant walk around his factory, walk over the scaffoldings, upstairs and down. And he longed greatly to have the merchant fall and break his bones. How many clever combinations he had made of the fall, and the injuries, as he gazed at Petúnnikoff climbing over the scaffoldings of his factory, like a spider over his web! On the preceding evening, it had even seemed to him that one plank trembled under the merchant's feet, and the captain sprang from his seat in excitement.... But nothing happened.
And to-day, as always, before the eyes of Aristíd Kuválda rose aloft that red building, so well-built, and solid, which had laid as firm a hold upon the earth as though it were already sucking the juices out of it. And it seemed to be laughing coldly and gloomily at the captain, with the yawning holes of its walls. The sun poured its autumnal rays upon it as lavishly as upon the wretched hovels of Vyézhaya Street.
"Is it really going to happen!"--exclaimed the captain mentally, as he measured the wall of the factory with his eye.--"Akh, you rascal, devil take you! If ..." and all startled and excited by his thought, Aristíd Kuválda sprang up, and went hastily into Vavíloff's tavern, smiling and muttering something to himself.
Vavíloff met him at the lunch-counter, with the friendly exclamation:
"We wish health to Your Well-Born!"
Of medium height, with a bald head surrounded by a wreath of curly gray hair, with smoothly-shaven cheeks, and a mustache which bristled straight up, clad in a greasy leather jacket, by his every movement he permitted one to discern in him the former non-commissioned officer.
"Egór! Have you the deed of sale and the plan of the house?" inquired Kuválda hastily.
"I have."
Vavíloff suspiciously narrowed his knavish eyes, and rivetted them intently on the face of the captain, in which he perceived something particular.
"Show them to me!"--cried the captain, banging the counter with his fist, and dropping upon a stool alongside it.
"Why?"--asked Vavíloff, who had made up his mind, on beholding Kuválda's excitement, that he would be on his guard.
"Bring them here quick, you blockhead!"
Vavíloff wrinkled up his brow, and raised his eyes scrutinizingly to the ceiling.
"Where have I put them, those same papers?"
He found on the ceiling no information on that point; then the non-commissioned officer fixed his eyes on his stomach, and with an aspect of anxious meditation, began to drum on the bar with his fingers.
"Stop making faces!" shouted the captain at him, for he did not like the man, considering the former soldier to be more adapted for a thief than for a tavern-keeper. "Well, I've just called it to mind,'Ristíd Fómitch. It appears that they were left in the district court. When I entered into possession....
"Drop that, Egórka![2] In view of your own profit, show me immediately the plan, the deed of purchase, and everything there is! Perhaps you'll make several hundred rubles out of this--do you understand?"
[2] Diminutive of Egór (George).--Translator.
Vavíloff understood nothing, but the captain spoke so impressively, with such a serious mien, that the underofficer's eyes began to blaze with burning curiosity, and, saying that he would look and see whether he had not the documents packed away in the house, he went out of the door behind the lunch-counter. Two minutes later, he returned with the documents in his hands, and with an expression of extreme amazement on his face.
"On the contrary, the cursed things were in the house!"
"Ekh, you ... clown from a show-booth! And yet he used to be a soldier ... Kuválda did not let slip the opportunity to reproach him, as he snatched from his hands a calico-covered pasteboard box, with the blue title-deed. Then, unfolding the papers in front of him and still further exciting the curiosity of Vavíloff, the captain began to read, scrutinize, and at the same time to bellow in a very significant manner. At last he rose with decision, and went to the door, leaving the documents on the bar, and nodded to Vavíloff.
"Hold on ... don't put them away...."
Vavíloff gathered up the documents, laid them in the drawer of the counter, locked it and gave it a jerk with his hand,--to make sure that it was locked. Then, thoughtfully rubbing his bald spot, he emerged on the porch of the tavern. There he beheld the captain, after pacing off the front of the building, snap his fingers and again begin to measure off the same line, anxious but not satisfied.
Vavíloff's face assumed a rather strained expression, then relaxed, then suddenly beamed with joy.
"'Ristíd Fómitch! Is it possible?"--he exclaimed, when the captain came opposite him.
"There's no 'is it possible' about it! More than an arshín[3] has been cut off. That's on the front line, and as to the depth, I'll find that out directly...."
[3] An _arshín_ (the Russian equivalent of the yard) is twenty-eight inches.--Translator.
"The depth?... ten fathoms, twenty-eight inches!"
"So you've caught the idea, you shaven-face?"
"Certainly,' Ristíd Fómitch! Well, what an eye you have--you can see three arshíns into the earth!" cried Vavíloff in ecstasy.
A few minutes later, they were sitting opposite each other in Vavíloff's room, and the captain, as he annihilated beer in huge gulps, said to the tavern-keeper:
"So, all the walls of the factory stand on your land. Act without any mercy. The teacher will come, and we'll draw up a petition in haste to the district judge. In order not to waste money on stamped paper, we'll fix the value of the suit at the most modest figure, and we'll ask to have the building tom down. This, you fool, is infringing on the boundaries of another man's property ... a very pleasant event for you! Tear away! And to tear down and remove such a huge thing is an expensive job. Effect a compromise! You just squeeze Judas! We'll reckon up, in the most accurate manner, how much it will cost to tear it down--with the pressed brick, and the pit under the new foundation ... we'll reckon it all up! We'll even take our time into account! And--please to hand over two tho-ou-sand rubles, pious Judas!"
"He won't give it!"--said Vavíloff slowly, anxiously, winking his eyes, which were sparkling with greedy fire.
"You're mistaken! He will give it! Stir up your brains--what can he do? Tear it down? But--see here, Egórka, don't you lower your price! They'll buy you--don't sell yourself cheap! They'll try to frighten you--don't be afraid! Trust in us...."
The captain's eyes blazed with savage joy, and his face, crimson with excitement, twitched convulsively. He had kindled the tavern-keeper's greed, and exhorting him to act as promptly as possible, he went away, triumphant and implacably-ferocious.
*
In the evening, all the men with pasts learned of the captain's discovery, and, as they hotly discussed the future actions of Petúnnikoff, they depicted, in vivid colors, his amazement and wrath on the day when the messenger of the court should hand him a copy of the complaint. The captain felt himself a hero. He was happy, and everyone around him was contented. The big throng of dark figures, clad in rags, lay in the courtyard, and buzzed, and exulted, being enlivened by the event. They all knew merchant Petúnnikoff, who had passed before them many a time. Scornfully screwing up his eyes, he bestowed upon them the same sort of attention that he did on any other sort of rubbish, strewn about the courtyard. He reeked with good living, which irritated them, and even his boots shone with scorn for them all. And now, one of them was about to deal this merchant a severe blow in his pocket and his self-conceit. Wasn't that good?
Mischief, in the eyes of these people, had much that was attractive about it. It was the sole weapon which fitted their hand and their strength. Each one of them had long ago reared up within him a half-conscious, confused sentiment of keen hostility toward all people who were well-fed and were not clad in rags, and in each one of them this sentiment was in a different stage of its development. This it was, which evoked in all the men with pasts a burning interest in the war that Kuválda had declared against merchant Petúnnikoff.
For two weeks the night lodging-house lived in expectation of fresh occurrences, and during that whole period Petúnnikoff never once made his appearance at the new building. They found out that he was not in town, and that the copy of the petition had not yet been served on him. Kuválda battered away at the practice of the town court procedure. It is not probable that that merchant has been ever, or by anyone awaited with such strained impatience as that with which the vagrants awaited him.
"He cometh not, he cometh not, my da-ar-ling...."
"Ekh, it means that he lo-o-oves me not!"--sang Deacon Tarás, thrusting out his cheek in humorously-afflicted fashion, as he gazed up the hill.
And lo! one day, toward evening, Petúnnikoff made his appearance. He arrived in a well-built little cart, with his son in the rôle of coachman--a rosy-cheeked young fellow, in a long, checked overcoat, and dark glasses. They tied their horse to the scaffolding;--the son took from his pocket a tape-measure in a case, gave the end to his father, and they began to measure off the land, both silent and anxious.
"Aha-a!" ejaculated the captain triumphantly.
All who were present in the lodging-house poured out to the gate, and looked on, audibly expressing their opinions as to what was taking place.
"That's the result of being in the habit of stealing--a man steals even by mistake, without any desire to steal, at the risk of losing more than he steals.. condoled the captain, calling forth laughter and a series of similar remarks from his staff.
"Oï, young fellow!"--exclaimed Petúnnikoff, at last, irritated by the sneers,--" look out that I don't drag you before the judge of the peace for your words!"
"Nothing will come of that without witnesses ... your own son can't testify on behalf of his father...." said the captain warningly.
"Well, look out, all the same! You're a gallant bandit-chief, but we'll manage to get satisfaction from you, nevertheless!"
And Petúnnikoff made a menacing gesture with his finger.... His son, composed and absorbed in his calculations, paid no heed to this pack of shady individuals, who were maliciously amusing themselves at his father's expense. He did not so much as once glance in their direction.
"The young spider has had good training,"--remarked The Gnawed Bone, who was minutely watching all the actions and movements of the younger Petúnnikoff. After taking the measurements of everything that was required, Iván Andréevitch scowled, seated himself in silence in his cart, and drove off, but his son went, with firm tread, toward Vavíloff's tavern, and disappeared inside it.
"Oho! He's a resolute young thief ... yes! Come now, what will happen next?" asked Kuválda.
"The next thing is, that Petúnnikoff junior will buy Egór Vavíloff...." said The Gnawed Bone confidently, and he smacked his lips delicately, expressing complete satisfaction on his sharp face.
"You're glad of that, are you?"--inquired Kuválda harshly.
"It pleases me to see how folks are deceived in their reckoning," explained The Gnawed Bone with delight, screwing up his eyes and rubbing his hands.
The captain spat angrily, and made no reply. And all of them, as they stood at the gateway of the half-ruined house, maintained silence, and stared at the door of the tavern. An hour and more passed in this expectant silence. Then the door of the tavern opened, and Petúnnikoff emerged from it, as calm as when he had entered it. He halted for a minute, coughed, turned up his coat-collar, glanced at the men who were watching him, and went up the street toward the town.
The captain followed him with his eyes, and, turning to The Gnawed Bone, he grinned.
"I guess you were right, you son of a scorpion and a wood-louse.... You have a good nose for everything rascally ... that you have.... It's evident, from the ugly phiz of that young sharper alone, that he has got his own way.... How much did Egórka get out of them? He got something.... He's a bird of the same feather as they. He took something, may I he thrice damned if he didn't! I arranged things for him.' Tis bitter for me to realize my stupidity. Yes, life is all against us, my brethren, scoundrels! And even when you spit in your neighbor's eye, the spittle flies back into your own eyes."
Comforting himself with this sentiment, the worthy captain inspected his staff. All were disenchanted, for all felt that what had taken place between Vavíloff and Petúnnikoff had not been what they had anticipated. And all were incensed at this. The consciousness of inability to cause evil is more offensive to a man than the consciousness of the impossibility to do good, because it is so easy and simple to do evil.
"So,--what are we staying here for? There's nothing more for us to expect ... except the bargain-treat, which I'm going to get out of Egórka ..." said the captain, staring at the tavern with a scowl...." The end has come to our prosperous and peaceful life[4] under the roof of Judas. Judas will trample us under foot.... Of which. I make announcement to the department of the unclad vagabonds entrusted to my care...."
[4] "Prosperous and peaceful life" is a (sarcastic) quotation from the "Many Years" (Long Life), which is proclaimed in church, at the end of the service, on special occasions, in honor of royal or distinguished persons.--Translator.
The End laughed gloomily.
"What are you laughing at, you jail-warden?"--inquired Kuválda.
"Where am I to go?"
"That's a big question, my dear soul.... Your fate will answer it for you, don't be uneasy,"--said the captain thoughtfully, as he went toward the lodging-house. The men with pasts moved slowly after him.
"We will await the critical moment," said the captain, as he walked along among them.--"When they pitch us out of this, we'll hunt up another den for ourselves. But, in the meanwhile, it doesn't pay to spoil life with such thoughts.... At critical moments, a man becomes more energetic ... and if life, with all its combinations, would make the critical moment more frequent, if a man were forced every second to tremble for the safety of his sound pate ... by God, life would be more lively, and people would be more interesting!"
"That is to say, they would gnaw at one another's throats with more fury,"--explained The Gnawed Bone, with a smile.
"Well, and what if they did?"--angrily exclaimed the captain, who was not fond of having his ideas explained.
"Why, nothing ... that's good. When people want to get anywhere more quickly, they lash the horses with the whip, and exasperate machines with fire."
"Well, that's it! Let everything gallop to the devil far away! It would please me if the earth were suddenly to blaze up, and bum to ashes, or explode into fragments ... on condition that I was the last to perish, and might look on at the others first...."
"That's savage!" grinned The Gnawed Bone.
"What of it? I'm a man who has seen better days ... isn't that so? I'm an outcast--which means, that I'm free from all beaten paths and fetters.... It means, that I don't care a fig for anything! By the manner of my life, I'm bound to fling aside everything old ... all manners and modes of relations to folks who exist well-fed, and finely dressed, and who despise me because I've fallen behind them in the matter of enough food and of costume ... and I'm bound to breed within me something new--understand? The sort of thing, you know, which will make the lords of life, after the pattern of Judas Petúnnikoff, who pass me, feel a cold chill in their livers at the sight of my imposing form!"
"What a brave tongue you've got!"--laughed The Gnawed Bone.
"Ekh, you ... paltry creature...." Kuválda eyed him over disdainfully. "What do you understand? What do you know? Do you know how to think? But I have thought ... and I've read books, in which you wouldn't be able to understand a single word."
"I should think so! I couldn't sup cabbage-soup with a bast-slipper.... But though you have read books and thought, and I haven't done either, we've come out pretty close together...."
"Go to the devil!"--shouted Kuválda.
His conversations with The Gnawed Bone always wound up in this manner. On the whole, without the teacher--and he was aware of this himself--his speeches only spoiled the air, and were dispersed on it without bringing him either appreciation or attention; but he could not refrain from talking. And now, after swearing at his interlocutor, he felt himself alone among his own people. But he wanted to talk, and therefore he turned to Símtzoff with the question:
"Well, and you, Alexéi Maxímovitch--where shall you lay your gray head?"
The old man smiled good-naturedly, rubbed his nose with his hand, and said:
"I don't know ... I'll see about it! I'm of no great importance: I've had a good time, and I shall again!"
"A worthy, though simple problem,"--the captain lauded him.
Símtzoff added, after a pause, that he would get settled more promptly than the rest, because the women were very fond of him. This was true: the old man always had two or three mistresses among the women of the town, who supported him, for two or three days at a stretch, on their scanty earnings. They frequently beat him, but he bore it stoically; for some reason or other, they could not hurt him much--perhaps, because they were sorry for him. He was a passionate lover of women, and was wont to relate, that women were the cause of all his misfortunes in life. The intimacy of his relations to women, and the character of their relations to him were confirmed, both by his frequent illnesses, and by his clothing, which was always well mended, and cleaner than the clothing of his comrades. And now, as he sat on the ground, at the door of the lodging-house, in a circle of his comrades, he began boastfully to relate, that he had long since been invited by The Radish to live with her, but he would not go to her, he did not wish to desert the company.
He was listened to with interest, and not without envy. They all knew The Radish--she lived not far away, under the hill, and only a short time before this had spent several months in prison for her second case of theft. She was a wet-nurse, who "had seen better days," a tall, plump country woman, with a pock-marked face, and very handsome, though always drunken, eyes.
"You don't say so, you old devil!"--swore The Gnawed Bone, as he gazed at Símtzoff, who was smiling conceitedly.
"And why do they love me? Because I know what their souls delight in...."
"We-ell?"--exclaimed Kuválda, interrogatively.
"I know how to make them feel sorry for me.... And when a woman feels compassion--she'll even go so far as to cut a throat out of compassion. Weep before her, beg her to kill you, she'll take compassion on you and kill you...."
"I'll kill!" declared Martyánoff, resolutely, grinning in his gloomy style.
"Whom?"--inquired The Gnawed Bone, moving away from him.
"It doesn't matter ... Petúnnikoff ... Egórka ... even you'd do!"
"Why?"--queried Kuválda, with great interest.
"I want to go to Siberia ... I'm tired of this ... mean life.... But there a fellow will find out how he ought to live...."
"Ye-es, they'll show you there, in detail,"--assented the captain in a melancholy way.
Nothing more was said about Petúnnikoff, and their approaching expulsion from the night lodging-house. All of them were already convinced that this expulsion was near at hand--at a distance of two or three days, perhaps, and they regarded it as superfluous to bother themselves with discussions on that subject. Discussing the matter would not improve the situation, and, in conclusion, the weather was not cold yet, although the rains were beginning--it was still possible to sleep on any clod of earth, outside the town.
Arranging themselves in a circle on the grass, these men idly conducted a long conversation on various subjects, passing freely from one theme to another, and wasting just so much attention on the other man's words as was required to keep up the conversation without a break. It was tiresome to remain silent, but it was also tiresome to listen attentively. This company of men with pasts had one great merit: in it no one put any constraint upon himself, in the effort to appear better than he was, and no one incited the others to exercise such constraint over himself.
The August sun assiduously warmed the rags of these men, who had turned to it their backs and their uncombed heads--a chaotic combination of the vegetable kingdom with the mineral and the animal. In the corners of the courtyard the grass grew luxuriantly,--tall burdocks sown with clinging burs, and some other plants, which were of no use to anybody, delighted the eyes of the men who were of no use to anybody.
*
But in Vavíloff's tavern the following scene had been enacted.
Petúnnikoff junior had entered it, in a leisurely manner, had looked about him, frowned fastidiously, and slowly removing from his head his gray hat, he had inquired of the tavern-keeper, who greeted him with a respectful bow, and an amiable grin:
"Egór Teréntievitch Vavíloff--are you he?"
"Exactly so!"[5] replied the non-commissioned officer, resting both hands on the counter, as though preparing to leap over it.
[5] The regulation reply, in the army, to a superior, is not plain "da" (yes), but "tótchno tak!" The negative is correspondingly regulated.--Translator.
"I have some business with you,"--announced Petúnnikoff.
"Perfectly delighted.... Please come to my rooms!"
They entered his rooms, and seated themselves--the visitor on the waxed-cloth divan in front of the round table, the host on a chair facing him. In one corner of the room burned a shrine-lamp in front of a huge, treble-panelled image-case, around which, on the wall, more holy pictures were also suspended. Their vestments were brilliantly polished, and shone like new ones. In the room, closely set with trunks, and ancient furniture of various sorts, there was an odor of olive oil, tobacco, and sour cabbage. Petúnnikoff surveyed things, and again made a grimace. Vavíloff, with a sigh, glanced at the holy pictures, and then they fixedly regarded each other, and both made a mutually good impression. Vavíloff's frankly-knavish eyes pleased Petúnnikoff. Petúnnikoff's open, cold, resolute face, with its broad, strong cheek-bones, and closely set white teeth, pleased Vavíloff.
"Well, sir, you know me, of course, and you can guess what I am going to talk to you about!" began Petúnnikoff.
"About the suit ... I assume,"--said the non-commissioned officer deferentially.
"Precisely. It is pleasant to see that you make no pretences, but go straight to the point, like a man with a straight-forward soul,"--Petúnnikoff encouraged his interlocutor.
"I'm a soldier, sir...." said the latter, modestly.
"That's evident. So, we will conduct the business in a simple, straight-forward manner, in order to get through with it the more promptly."
"Just so...."
"Very good.... Your suit is entirely legal, and, as a matter of course, you will win it--that is the first thing which I consider it necessary to state to you."
"I thank you sincerely,"--said the non-commissioned officer, winking his eyes, in order to conceal the smile in them.
"But, tell me, why was it necessary for you to make acquaintance with us, your future neighbors, in so harsh a manner ... straight from the courts?..."
Vavíloff shrugged his shoulders, and made no reply.
"It would have been simpler to come to us, and arrange everything peaceably ... wouldn't it? What do you think about it?"
"Of course, that would be more agreeable. But, you see ... there's one hitch about it.... I did not act of my own free will ... but I was instigated to do it.... Afterward, when I understood what would have been the better way, it was already too late."
"Just so.... I assume that some lawyer or other put you up to it?"
"Something of that sort...."
"Aha! Well, sir, and so you wish to conclude the affair peaceably?"
"With the greatest pleasure!" exclaimed the soldier. Petúnnikoff paused, looked at him, and then inquired, coldly and dryly:
"And why do you wish that?"
Vavíloff had not expected such a question, and could not reply at once. In his opinion, it was an absurd question, and the soldier, with a consciousness of his superiority, laughed in Petúnnikoff's face.
"It's plain enough why ... one must try to live at peace with people."
"Come,"--Petúnnikoff interrupted him,--"that's not precisely the fact. I perceive that you do not clearly understand why you wished to make peace with us.... I will tell you why."
The soldier was somewhat astonished. This young fellow, all clad in checked material, and presenting a rather ridiculous figure in it, talked just as company commander Rakshín had been wont to talk, after he had, with angry hand, knocked out the soldiers' teeth, three at a time.
"You want to make peace with us, because our vicinity is very profitable to you! And it is profitable because we shall have not less than one hundred and fifty workmen in our factory,--in course of time, more. If one hundred of them drink a glass apiece after each weekly pay-day, you will sell, in the course of a month, four hundred glasses more than you are selling now. I have put it at the lowest figure. Moreover, you have your eating-house. Apparently, you are anything but stupid, and you are a man of experience; consider for yourself the advantages of our proximity."
"That's true, sir...." Vavíloff nodded assent,--"I knew that."
"And what then?"--the merchant inquired loudly.
"Nothing, sir ... Let's make peace."
"I am very glad that you make up your mind so promptly. Here, I have furnished myself with a notification to the courts of the withdrawal of your claims against my father. Read it over, and sign it."
Vavíloff stared, with round eyes, at his interlocutor, and trembled, foreseeing something very bad indeed.
"Excuse me ... I am to sign it? What does that mean?"
"Simply, you are to write your baptismal name and your surname, and nothing more,"--explained Petúnnikoff, obligingly pointing out with his finger the place where he was to sign.
"No--what's the meaning of tha-at! I wasn't talking about that.... I meant to say--what compensation are you going to give me for my land?"
"But the land is of no use to you!" said Petúnnikoff, soothingly.
"Nevertheless, it's mine!" exclaimed the soldier.
"Of course.... How much do you want?"
"Why ... what is stated in the complaint...."
"What is written there,"--said Vavíloff timidly.
"Six hundred?"--Petúnnikoff laughed softly.--"Akh, you comical fellow!"
"I have the right ... I might even demand two thousand ... I can insist on your tearing down.... That's what I will do.... For the value of the suit is so small. I demand--that you shall tear the building down!"
"Go ahead.... Perhaps we will tear it down ... three years hence, after having involved you in great expense for the suit. And after we have paid, we'll open our own little dram-shop and eating-house,--better ones than yours--and you'll be ruined, like the Swede at Poltáva.[6] You shall be ruined, my good man, we'll take care of that. We might begin to take steps about the dram-shop now, only it's a bother, and time is valuable to us. And we're sorry for you--why take the bread away from a man, for no cause whatever?"
[6] Charles XII of Sweden, defeated at Poltáva by Peter the Great.--Translator.
Egór Teréntievitch set his teeth firmly, stared at his visitor, and felt conscious that the visitor was the master of his fate. Vavíloff commiserated himself, in the presence of this coldly-composed, implacable figure in the ridiculous checked costume.
"Being in such close vicinity to us, and living in peace with us, my old soldier, you might do a fine business. We would take care of that, also. For example, I will even recommend you on the spot, to open a little shop ... you know--cheap tobacco, matches, bread, cucumbers, and so on.... All that would have a ready sale."
Vavíloff listened, and being anything but a stupid young fellow, he comprehended that the very best thing he could do would be to yield to his magnanimous enemy. He ought, properly, to have begun with that. And, not knowing how to get rid of his wrath and sense of injury, he swore aloud at Kuválda:
"You drunkard, an-athema, may the devil give it to you!"
"You're swearing at the lawyer who drew up your petition?"--calmly inquired Petúnnikoff, and added, with a sigh:--"as a matter of fact, he might have played you a sorry trick ... if we had not taken pity on you."
"Ekh!" and the mortified soldier waved his hand in despair. "There are two of them.... One planned, the other wrote.... The damned correspondent!"
"And why do you call him a correspondent?"
"He writes in the newspapers.... They're your lodgers.... Nice people, truly! Get rid of them, drive them away, for Christ's sake! Robbers! They stir up everybody here in this street, they urge them on. There's no living for them ... they're desperate men--the first you know, they'll rob you or set fire to your house!"
"And that correspondent--who is he?" Petúnnikoff asked with interest.
"He? A drunkard! He used to be a teacher--they turned him out. He drank up all he owned,... and now he writes for the papers, and composes petitions. He's a very mean man!"
"Hm! And so he wrote your petition for you? Exactly so! Evidently, it was he, also, who wrote about the disorders in construction--he found that the scaffolding was not properly placed, or something of that sort."
"It was he! I know it, it was he, the dog! He read it here, himself, and bragged--'Here, I've caused Petúnnikoff a loss,' says he."
"We-ell.... Come, sir, so we intend to make peace?"
"I make peace?"
The soldier hung his head and meditated.
"Ekh, thou gloomy life of ours!"--he exclaimed, in an injured tone, as he scratched the nape of his neck.
"You must get some education," Petúnnikoff advised him, as he lighted a cigarette.
"Get some education? That's not the point, my good sir! There's no liberty, that's what's the trouble! No, look here, what sort of a life do I lead? I live in trepidation,... continually looking around me ... completely deprived of freedom in the movements I wish to make! And why? I'm afraid ... that spectre of a teacher writes about me in the newspapers ... he brings the sanitary inspectors down on me, I have to pay fines.... The first you know, those lodgers of yours will bum down, murder, rob.... What can I do against them? They're not afraid of the police.... If the police locked them up, they'd even be glad of it--they'd get their bread for nothing...."
"We'll get rid of them ... if we unite with you," promised Petúnnikoff.
"How are we to unite?" asked Vavíloff sadly and sullenly.
"Name your terms."
"But why? Give ... six hundred, as stated in the claim...."
"Won't you take one hundred?"--inquired the merchant calmly, carefully scrutinizing his interlocutor, and smiling gently, he added:--"I won't give a ruble more."
After that, he removed his glasses, and began slowly to wipe them, with a handkerchief which he took from his pocket. Vavíloff gazed at him with grief in his heart, and, at the same time, was impressed with respect for him. In the calm countenance of young Petúnnikoff, in his gray eyes, in his broad cheek-bones, in the whole of his well-built figure, there was a great deal of strength, self-reliant and well disciplined by his brain. The way Petúnnikoff had talked to him also pleased Vavíloff: simply with friendly tones in his voice, without any pretensions to superiority, as though with his own brother, although Vavíloff understood that he, a soldier, was not the peer of that man. As he scrutinized him, almost admired him, the soldier, at last, could not hold out, and feeling within him an impulse of curiosity, which, for the moment, smothered all his sentiments, he deferentially asked Petúnnikoff:
"Where were you pleased to be educated?"
"In the technological institute. Why?" and the latter turned smiling eyes upon him.
"Nothing, sir, I only ... excuse me!"--The soldier dropped his head, and suddenly, with ecstasy, envy, and even inspiration, he exclaimed:--"We-ell! Here's education for you! In one word--science--light! But people of my sort are like owls in the sunlight in this world.... Ekh-ma! Your Well-Born! Come on, let's finish that business!"
With a resolute gesture, he offered his hand to Petúnnikoff, and said in a suppressed way:
"Well ... five hundred?"
"Not more than one hundred, Egór Teréntievitch,"--as though regretting that he could not give more. Petúnnikoff shrugged his shoulders, as he slapped his large, white hand into the hairy hand of the soldier.
They soon concluded the business, for the soldier suddenly advanced to meet Petúnnikoff's wishes in great leaps, and the latter was immovably firm. And when Vavíloff had received one hundred rubles, and had signed the document, he flung the pen on the table, in exasperation, and exclaimed:
"Well, now it remains for me to deal with that golden horde! They'll ridicule me, and put me to shame, the devils!"
"Tell them that I have paid you the full sum mentioned in the suit,"--suggested Petúnnikoff, calmly emitting from his mouth slender streams of smoke and watching them.
"But will they believe that? They're clever scoundrels, also, just as bad as ..." Vavíloff halted in time, disconcerted by the comparison which he had almost uttered, and glanced in alarm at the merchant's son. The latter smoked on, and was entirely absorbed in that occupation. He soon took his departure, after promising Vavíloff, as he said farewell, that he would destroy the nest of those restless people. Vavíloff looked after him, and sighed, feeling strongly inclined to shout something spiteful and insulting at the back of this man, who, with firm steps, was mounting the hill along the road filled with pits and obstructed with rubbish.
*
In the evening, the captain presented himself in the tavern. His brows were severely contracted, and his right hand was energetically clenched into a fist. Vavíloff smiled apologetically as he greeted him.
"We-ell, you worthy descendant of Cain and Judas, tell me...."
"We've come to a settlement...." said Vavíloff, sighing and lowering his eyes.
"I don't doubt it. How many rubles did you get?" "Four hundred...."
"You're certainly lying.... But that's all the better for me.... Without further words, Egórka, pay me ten per cent for the discovery, four rubles to the teacher for writing your petition, a bucket of vódka to all of us, and a decent amount of luncheon. Hand over the money instantly, the vódka and the rest at eight o'clock."
Vavíloff turned green, and stared at Kuválda with widely-opened eyes.
"That's nonsense! That's robbery! I won't give it.... What are you thinking of, Aristíd Fómitch! No, you'd better restrain your appetite until the next feast-day! What a man you are! No, now I'm in a position not to fear you. Now I'm...."
Kuválda looked at his watch.
"I'll give you, Egórka, ten minutes for your dirty conversation. Put an end to the wanderings of your tongue in that time, and give what I demand. If you don't give it--I'll eat you alive! Did The End sell you something? Did you read in the newspaper about the robbery at Básoff's? You understand? You won't succeed in hiding anything--we'll prevent that. And this very night.... Do you understand?"
"Aristíd Fómitch! What is this for?"--wailed the retired non-commissioned officer.
"No words! Do you understand or not?"
Tall, gray-haired Kuválda, with his brows impressively knit, spoke in an undertone, and his hoarse bass hummed ominously in the empty tavern. Vavíloff had always been a little afraid of him, both as a former military man and as a man who had nothing to lose. But now Kuválda presented himself in a new light to him: he did not talk much and hurriedly, as usual, and in what he did say in the tone of a commander, who is confident that he will be obeyed, there resounded a threat not uttered in jest. And Vavíloff felt that the captain would ruin him, if he chose, would ruin him with pleasure. He must yield to force. But, with a fierce trepidation in his heart, the soldier made one more effort to escape punishment. He heaved a deep sigh, and began submissively:
"Evidently, the saying is true: 'The peasant woman beats herself if she doesn't reap clean....' I told you a lie about myself, Aristíd Fómitch.... I wanted to appear cleverer than I am.... I received only one hundred rubles...."
"Go on...." Kuválda flung at him.
"And not four hundred, as I told you.... Which signifies...."
"Which signifies nothing. I don't know when you were lying--a while ago, or now. I get sixty-five rubles from you. That's moderate.... Well?..."
"Ekh, oh Lord my God! Aristíd Fómitch! I have always shown regard for Your Well-Born, as far as was in my power."
"Well? Drop your talk, Egórka, grandson of Judas!"
"Very well.... I'll give it....? Only, God will punish you for this."
"Hold your tongue, you rotten pimple on the face of the earth!"--bawled the captain, rolling his eyes ferociously.--"I am chastised by God.... He has placed me under the necessity of seeing you, of talking with you.... I'll mash you on the spot, like a fly!" He shook his fist under Vavíloff's nose, and gnashed his teeth, displaying them in a snarl.
When he went away, Vavíloff began to grin awry, and wink his eyes at frequent intervals. Then, down his cheeks trickled two big tears. They were of a grayish hue, and when they disappeared in his mustache, two others made their appearance to replace them. Then Vavíloff went off to his own room, took up his stand there in front of the holy pictures, and there he stood for a long time, without moving or wiping away the tears from his wrinkled, cinnamon-brown cheeks.
Deacon Tarás, who was always drawn to the forests and fields, proposed to the men with pasts that they should go out on the plain, to a certain ravine, and there, in the lap of Nature, drink up Vavíloff's vódka. But the captain and all the others unanimously cursed the deacon and Nature, and decided to drink it at home, in their own courtyard.
"One, two, three ..." counted Aristíd Fómitch,--"our sum total is thirteen; the teacher isn't here ... well, and several jolly dogs will join us. We'll reckon it at twenty persons. At two cucumbers and a half per brother, and a pound of bread and meat apiece--it won't be so bad! We must have a bottle of vódka apiece ... there's sour cabbage, and apples, and three watermelons. The question is, what the devil more do we need, my fellow-scoundrels? So we'll make ready to devour Egórka Vavíloff, for all this is his flesh and blood!"
They spread out the remains of some garments or other on the ground, on them laid out the viands and liquor, and seated themselves around them,--seated themselves sedately and in silence, with difficulty restraining their greedy desire to drink which beamed in their eyes.
Evening drew near, its shadows descended upon the ground in the courtyard of the lodging-house, disfigured with scraps, and the last rays of the sun lighted up the roof of the half-ruined edifice. It was cool and still.
"Let's start in, brothers!"--the captain gave the word of command.--"How many cups have we? Six ... and there are thirteen of us.... Alexéi Maxímovitch! Pour! Ready? Co-ome on, first platoon ... fire!"
They drank, grunted, and began to eat.
"And the teacher isn't here ... this is the third day that I haven't seen him. Has anybody seen him?"--inquired Kuválda.
"Nobody...."
"That's not like him! Well, no matter. Let's have another drink!... Let's drink to the health of Aristíd Kuválda, my only friend, who, all my life long, has never left me alone for a minute. Although, devil take him, I should have been the gainer if he had deprived me of his society for a while!"
"That's witty,"--said The Gnawed Bone, and coughed.
The captain, with a consciousness of his superiority, gazed at his comrade, but said nothing, for he was eating.
After taking two drinks, the company grew lively all of a sudden--the portions were inspiring. Tarás-and-a-Half expressed a desire to listen to a story, but the deacon had got into a dispute with The Peg-top about the advantages of thin women over fat ones, and paid no attention to the other man's words, but demonstrated his views to The Peg-top with the obduracy and heat of a man who is profoundly convinced of the justice of his views. The ingenuous face of The Meteor, who was lying on his stomach beside him, expressed emotion, as he relished the heady little words of the deacon. Martyánoff, clasping his knees with his huge hands, overgrown with black hair, stared silently and gloomily at a bottle of vódka, and fished for his mustache with his tongue, in the endeavor to bite it with his teeth. The Gnawed Bone was teasing Tyápa.
"I've already observed, you sorcerer, where you hide your money!"
"You're lucky...." said Tyápa hoarsely.
"I'm going to snatch it away ..."
"Take it...."
These people bored Kuválda: there was not among them a single companion worthy to listen to his eloquence and capable of comprehending him.
"Where can the teacher be?"--he meditated aloud.
Martyánoff looked at him, and said:
"He'll come ..."
"I'm convinced that he'll come--but he won't drive up in a carriage. Future convict, let's drink to your future. If you murder a man with money, share it with me.... Then, my dear fellow, I'll go to America, to those ... what's their name? Lampas?... Pampas! I'll go there, and I'll wind up as president of the states. Then I'll declare war on all Europe, and give it a sound drubbing. I'll buy an army ... in Europe, also ... I'll invite the French, the Germans, the Turks, and so forth, and with them I'll beat their own relatives ... as Ilyá of Muróm beat the Tatár with a Tatár.... With money, one can be an Ilyá also ... and annihilate Europe, and hire Judas Petúnnikoff as a lackey.... He'll do it ... give him a hundred rubles a month, and he'll do it! But he'll make a bad lackey, for he'll begin to steal...."
"And a thin woman is better than a fat one in this respect also, she comes cheaper,"--said the deacon argumentatively. "My first wife used to buy twelve arshíns for a dress, the second bought ten.... And so it was with the food, also...."
Tarás-and-a-Half laughed apologetically, turned his head toward the deacon, fixed his eyes on the latter's face, and said, in confusion:
"I, also, had a wife...."
"That may happen to anybody,"--remarked Kuválda.--"Continue your lies...."
"She was thin, but she ate a great deal.... And she even died of that...."
"You poisoned her, cock-eye!"--said The Gnawed Bone, with conviction.
"No, by God I didn't! She overate herself on sturgeon,"--said Tarás-and-a-Half.
"And I tell you--that you poisoned her!"--reiterated The Gnawed Bone, decisively.
It often happened thus with him: when he had once uttered some piece of folly, he began to reiterate it, without quoting any grounds in confirmation, and though he talked, at first, in a capriciously-childish tone, he gradually worked up almost to a state of frenzy.
The deacon stood up for his friend.
"No, he is incapable of poisoning ... there was no cause...."
"And I say that he did poison her!"--squealed The Gnawed Bone.
"Hold your tongues!"--shouted the captain menacingly. His ill-humor had been converted into morose wrath. He stared at his friends with savage eyes, and not descrying in their ugly physiognomies, already half-drunk, anything which could supply further food for his wrath, he hung his head on his breast, sat thus for a few minutes, and then lay down on the ground, face upward. The Meteor was nibbling at a cucumber. He had taken the cucumber into his hand, without looking at it, thrust it up to the middle in his mouth, and immediately began to chew it with his large, yellow teeth, so that the brine from the cucumber spattered in all directions, bedewing his cheeks. Evidently, he was not hungry, but this process of eating diverted him. Martyánoff sat motionless as a statue, in the same attitude in which he had seated himself on the ground, and he, also, was staring in a concentrated, gloomy way, at a six-quart bottle of vódka, which was already half empty. Tyápa was staring at the ground, and noisily chewing meat, which did not yield to his aged teeth. The Gnawed Bone lay on his stomach, and coughed, with his whole tiny body curled up in a ball. The rest--all taciturn, obscure figures--were sitting and lying in various attitudes, and all these men together, clad in their rags and the evening twilight, were hardly distinguishable from the heaps of rubbish scattered over the courtyard and overgrown with tall grass. Their ungainly attitudes and their rags made them resemble deformed animals, created by a rough, fantastic power, as a travesty on man.
"There lived and dwelt in Súzdal town
A gentlewoman of no account.
And she was seized with a fit of cramps,
Of mo-st unpleasant cramps!"
the deacon began to hum, in an undertone, as he embraced Alexéi Maxímovitch, smiling beatifically into the latter's face. Tarás-and-a-Half giggled voluptuously.
Night was at hand. In the sky, the stars were quietly kindling--up on the hill, in the town, the lights in the street-lamps. The mournful whistles of the steamers were wafted from the river, the door of Vavíloff's tavern opened with a creaking and crashing of glass. Two dark figures entered the courtyard, approached the group of men gathered round the bottle, and one of them asked, hoarsely:
"Are you drinking?"
And the other, in an undertone, with envy and joy, said:
"Oh, what devils!"
Then a hand was extended across the head of the deacon, and grasped the bottle, and the characteristic gurgling of vódka became audible, as it was poured from the bottle into a cup. Then there was a loud grunting noise ...
"Well, this is melancholy!"--ejaculated the deacon.--"Cock-eye! Let's call to mind days of yore, let's sing 'By the rivers of Babylon!'"
"Does he know how?" inquired Símtzoff.
"He? He used to be a soloist in the Bishop's choir, my good fellow.... Come on, Cock-eye.... O-on-the-e-ri-i-iv-ers ...."
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