Chapter LXXXV

"Strange we do not hear from John," said Mrs. Millet to her wooden husband, as he sat leisurely sipping his last cup of tea, and chewing the cud of his reflections; "I want to hear how he gets on; whether he is likely to get any practice, and if his office is located to suit him. I hope Hyacinth will speak a good word for him; it is very hard for a young man in a strange place to get employment. I really pity John; it must be so disagreeable to put up with the initiatory humiliations of a young physician without fortune in a great city."

"Can't he go round and ask people to give him work, just like cousin Ruth?" asked a sharp little Millet, who was playing marbles in the corner.

"It is time you were in bed, Willy," said his disconcerted mother, as she pointed to the door; "go tell Nancy to put you to bed.

"As I was saying, Mr. Millet, it is very hard for poor John--he is so sensitive. I hope he has a nice boarding-house among refined people, and a pleasant room with everything comfortable and convenient about it; he is so fastidious, so easily disgusted with disagreeable surroundings. I hope he will not get low-spirited. If he gets practice I hope he will not have to _walk_ to see his patients; he ought to have a nice chaise, and a fine horse, and some trusty little boy to sit in the chaise and hold the reins, while he makes his calls. I hope he has curtains to his sleeping-room windows, and a nice carpet on the floor, and plenty of bed-clothes, and gas-light to read by, and a soft lounge to throw himself on when he is weary. Poor John--I wonder why we do not hear from him. Suppose you write to-day, Mr. Millet?"

Mr. Millet wiped his mouth on his napkin, stroked his chin, pushed back his cup two degrees, crossed his knife and fork transversely over his plate, moved back his chair two feet and a half, hemmed six consecutive times, and was then safely delivered of the following remark:

"My--over-coat."

The overcoat was brought in from its peg in the entry; the left pocket was disembowelled, and from it was ferreted out a letter from "John," (warranted to keep!) which had lain there unopened three days. Mrs. Millet made no remark;--that day had gone by;--she had ate, drank, and slept, with that petrifaction too long to be guilty of any such nonsense. She sat down with a resignation worthy of Socrates, and perused the following epistle:

"DEAR MOTHER:

"Well, my sign hangs out my office-door, 'Doctor John Millet,' and
here I sit day after day, waiting for patients--I should spell it
_patience_. This is a great city, and there are plenty of accidents
happening every hour in the twenty-four, but unluckily for me there
are more than plenty of doctors to attend to them, as every other
door has one of their signs swinging out. Hyacinth has been sick,
and I ran up there the other day, thinking, as he is a public man,
it might be some professional advantage to me to have my name
mentioned in connection with his sickness; he has a splendid place,
six or eight servants, and everything on a corresponding scale.

"To think of Ruth's astonishing success! I was in hopes it might
help me a little in the way of business, to say that she was my
cousin; but she has cut me dead. How could _I_ tell she was going
to be so famous, when I requested her not to allow her children to
call me 'cousin John' in the street? I tell you, mother, we all
missed a figure in turning the cold shoulder to her; and how much
money she has made! I might sit in my office a month, and not earn
so much as she can by her pen in one forenoon. Yes--there's no
denying it, we've all made a great mistake. Brother Tom writes
me from college, that at a party the other night, he happened to
mention (incidentally, of course) that 'Floy' was his cousin, when
some one near him remarked, 'I should think the less said about
that, by 'Floy's' relatives, the better.' It frets Hyacinth to a
frenzy to have her poverty alluded to. He told me that he had taken
the most incredible pains to conciliate editors whom he despised,
merely to prevent any allusion to it in their columns. I, myself,
have sent several anonymous paragraphs to the papers for insertion,
contradicting the current reports, and saying that '"Floy" lost her
self-respect before she lost her friends.' I don't suppose that
was quite right, but I must have an eye to my practice, you know,
and it might injure me if the truth were known. I find it very
difficult, too, to get any adverse paragraph in, she is getting to
be such a favorite (_i. e._ anywhere where it will _tell_;) the
little scurrilous papers, you know, have no influence.

"It is very expensive living here; I am quite out of pocket. If you
can get anything from father, I wish you would. Hyacinth says I
must marry a rich wife as he did, when I get cornered by duns.
Perhaps I may, but your rich girls are invariably homely, and I
have an eye for beauty. Still there's no knowing what gilded pill I
may be tempted to swallow if I don't get into practice pretty soon.
Hyacinth's wife makes too many allusions to 'her family' to suit
me (or Hyacinth either if the truth must be told, but he hates a
dun worse, so that squares it, I suppose). Love to Leila.

"Your affectionate son, JOHN MILLET."