Chapter I: Preface: To the Third Edition

_School-Room Humour_ having proved a constant source of enjoyment to an ever-widening public, the Publishers have pleasure in issuing a third edition, revised, and with a picture cover, and trust that in its new dress the little book will continue to provide amusement for a large circle of readers.

_September, 1913._

CONTENTS.

CHAPTER I. _Page_
A LITTLE GENERAL DISQUISITION 9

CHAPTER II.
CHILDREN'S WITTICISMS CRITICALLY CONSIDERED 14

CHAPTER III.
A BUDGET OF QUAINT DEFINITIONS 28

CHAPTER IV.
"I NOW TAKE MY PEN IN HAND" 38

CHAPTER V.
THE RELIGIOUS DIFFICULTY 72

CHAPTER VI.
THE FOND PARENT 89

CHAPTER VII.
LITTLE SCIENTISTS AT SEA 97

CHAPTER VIII.
A MISCELLANEOUS COLLECTION 105

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