Chapter VIII: Appendix

The different versions of the verses which Shakespeare is alleged to have composed on Sir Thomas Lucy are as follows:

A parliamente member, a justice of peace,
At home a poore scare-crow, at London an asse;
If lowsie is Lucy, as some volke miscalle it,
Then Lucy is lowsie, whatever befalle it:
He thinkes himselfe greate,
Yet an asse in his state
We allowe by his eares but with asses to mate.
If Lucy is lowsie, as some volke miscalle it,
Sing lowsie Lucy, whatever befalle it.

Sir Thomas was too covetous
To covet so much deer,
When horns enough upon his head
Most plainly did appear.

Had not his worship one deer left?
What then? He had a wife
Took pains enough to find him horns
Should last him during life.

Transcriber's Notes:
The following printing errors were corrected:
"Adronicus" corrected to "Andronicus" (book page 10).
"Th" corrected to "The" (Footnote 11).
"of" corrected to "on" (Footnote 11).

Comma changed to period at the end of Footnote 1.

Passages in italics indicated by underscore _italics_.

Otherwise, all printing is as appears in the original.

Additional spacing after some of the poetry and block quotes is
intentional to indicate both the end of a quotation and the beginning
of a new paragraph as is in the original text.