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_The Introduction_ 192

CHAP. II.

_Of Hell as it is represented to us, and how the_ Devil _is to
be understood, as being personally in Hell, when at the same
Time we find him at Liberty ranging over the World_ 206

CHAP. III.

_Of the Manner of_ Satan's _acting and carrying on his Affairs
in this World, and particularly of his ordinary Workings in the
dark, by_ Possession _and_ Agitation 216

CHAP. IV.

_Of Satan's Agents or Missionaries, and their Actings upon and
in the Minds of Men in his Name_ 226

CHAP. V.

_Of the_ Devil_'s Management in the Pagan Hierarchy by Omens,
Entrails, Augurs, Oracles, and such like Pageantry of Hell; and
how they went off the Stage at last by the Introduction of true
Religion_ 245

CHAP. VI.

_Of the extraordinary Appearances of the Devil, and particularly
of the Cloven-Foot_ 265

CHAP. VII.

_Whether is most hurtful to the World, the_ Devil _walking about
without his Cloven-Foot, or the Cloven-Foot walking about without
the_ Devil? 282

CHAP. VIII.

_Of the Cloven-Foot walking about the World without the_ Devil
(viz.) _of Witches making Bargains with the_ Devil, _and
particularly of selling the Soul to the_ Devil 316

CHAP. IX.

_Of the Tools the_ Devil _works with_ (viz.) _Witches, Wizards
or Warlocks, Conjurers, Magicians, Diviners, Astrologers,
Interpreters of Dreams, Tellers of Fortunes; and above all the
rest, his particular modern Privy-Counsellors call'd Wits and
Fools_ 339

CHAP. X.

_Of the various Methods the Devil takes to converse with Mankind_ 352

CHAP. XI.

_Of Divination, Sorcery, the Black-Art, Pawawing, and such like
Pretenders to Devilisms, and how far the_ Devil _is or is not
concern'd in them_ 377

The CONCLUSION.

_Of the_ Devil'_s last Scene of Liberty, and what may be supposed
to be his End; with what we are to understand of his being
tormented for ever and ever_ 404

THE
HISTORY
OF THE
DEVIL, _&c._

CHAP. I.

_Being an Introduction to the whole Work._

I doubt not but the title of this book will amuse some of my reading friends a little at first; they will make a pause, perhaps, as they do at a witch's prayer, and be some time resolving whether they had best look into it or no, lest they should really raise the _Devil_ by reading his story.

Children and old women have told themselves so many frightful things _of the Devil_, and have form'd ideas of him in their minds, in so many horrible and monstrous shapes, that really it were enough to fright the _Devil_ himself, to meet himself in the dark, dress'd up in the several figures which imagination has form'd for him in the minds of men; and as for themselves, I cannot think by any means that the _Devil_ would terrify them half so much, if they were to converse face to face with him.

It must certainly therefore be a most useful undertaking to give the true history of this _Tyrant of the air_, this _God of the world_, this terror and aversion of mankind, which we call _Devil_; to shew what he IS, and what he IS NOT, where he IS, and where he IS NOT, when he is IN US, and when he IS NOT; for I cannot doubt but that the _Devil_ is really and _bona fide_ in a great many of our honest weak-headed friends, when they themselves know nothing of the matter.

Nor is the work so difficult as some may imagine. The _Devil_'s _history_ is not so hard to come at, as it seems to be; His original and the first rise of his family is upon record, and as for his conduct, he has acted indeed in the dark, as to method in many things; but _in general_, as cunning as he is, he has been fool enough to expose himself in some of the most considerable transactions of his Life, and has not shewn himself a politician at all: Our old friend _Matchiavel_ outdid him in many things, and I may in the process of this work give an account of several of the sons of _Adam_, and some societies of 'em too, who have out-witted _the Devil_, nay, who have out-sin'd _the Devil_, and that I think may be call'd out-shooting him in his own bow.

It may perhaps be expected of me in this history, that since I seem inclin'd to speak favourably of _Satan_, to do him justice, and to write his story impartially, I should take some pains to tell you what religion he is of; and even this part may not be so much a jest, as at first sight you may take it to be; for _Satan_ has something of religion in him, I assure you; nor is he such an unprofitable _Devil_ that way, as some may suppose him to be; for tho', in reverence to my brethren, I will not reckon him among the Clergy; No not so much as a gifted Brother, yet I cannot deny, but that he often preaches, and if it be not profitably to his hearers; 'tis as much their fault, as it is out of his design.

It has indeed been suggested that he has taken orders, and that a certain Pope, famous for being an extraordinary favourite of his, gave him both institution and induction; but as this is not upon record, and therefore we have no authentic document for the probation, I shall not affirm it for a truth, for I would not slander the _Devil_.

It is said also, and I am apt to believe it, that he was very familiar with that holy father Pope _Silvester_ II. and some charge him with personating Pope _Hildebrand_ on an extraordinary occasion, and himself sitting in the chair apostolick, in a full congregation; and you may hear more of this hereafter: But as I do not meet with Pope _Diabolus_ among the list; in all father _Platina_'s lives of the Popes, so I am willing to leave it as I find it.

But to speak to the point, and a nice point it is I acknowledge; _namely_, what religion _the Devil_ is of; my answer will indeed be general, yet not at all ambiguous, for I love to speak positively and with undoubted evidence.

1. _He is a believer._ And if in saying so it should follow, that
even the _Devil_ has more religion than some of our men of fame can
at this time be charged with, I hope my Lord ---- and his Grace the
---- of ---- and some of the upper class in the red-hot club, will
not wear the coat, however well it may sit to their shapes, or
challenge the Satyr, as if it were pointed at them, because 'tis
due to them: In a word, whatever their Lordships are, I can assure
them that the _Devil_ is no Infidel.

2. _He fears God._ We have such abundant evidence of this in sacred
History, that if I were not at present, in common with a few
others, talking to an infidel sort of Gentlemen, with whom those
remote things call'd Scriptures are not allow'd in evidence, I
might say it was sufficiently prov'd; but I doubt not in the
process of this undertaking to shew, that _the Devil_ really _fears
God_, and that after another manner than ever he fear'd Saint
_Frances_ or Saint _Dunstan_; and if that be proved, as I take upon
me to advance, I shall leave it to judgment, who's the better
Christian, _the Devil_ who _believes_ and _trembles_, or our modern
gentry of ---- who believe neither _God nor Devil_.

Having thus brought the _Devil_ within the _Pale_, I shall leave him among you for the present; not but that I may examine in its order who has the best claim to his brotherhood, the Papists or the Protestants; and among the latter the Lutherans or the Calvinists; and so descending to all the several denominations of churches, see who has less of _the Devil_ in them, and who more; and whether _less_ or _more_ the Devil has not a seat in every synagogue, a pew in every church, a place in every pulpit, and a vote in every synod; even from the Sanhedrim of the _Jews_, to our friends at the _Bull and Mouth_, &c. from the greatest to the least.

It will, I confess, come very much within the compass of this part of my discourse, to give an account, _or at least make an essay toward it_, of the share _the Devil_ has had in the spreading religion in the world; and especially of dividing and subdividing opinions in religion; perhaps, to eke it out and make it reach the farther; and also to shew how far he is or has made himself a missionary of the famous clan _de propaganda fide_; it is true, we find him heartily employ'd in almost every corner of the world _ad propagandum errorem_: But that may require a history by it self.

As to his propagating religion, 'tis a little hard indeed, at first sight, to charge _the Devil_ with propagating religion, that is to say, if we take it literally, and in the gross; but if you take it as the _Scots_ insisted to take the oath of fidelity, _viz._ with an _explanation_, it is plain _Satan_ has very often had a share in the method, if not in the design of propagating the _christian faith_: For example.

I think I do no injury at all to the Devil, to say that he had a great hand in the old _holy war_, as it was ignorantly and enthusiastically call'd; stirring up the christian princes and powers of _Europe_ to run a madding after the _Turks_ and _Saracens_, and make war with those innocent people above a thousand miles off, only because they entred into God's heritage when he had forsaken it; graz'd upon his ground when he had fairly turn'd it into a common, and laid it open for the next comer; spending their nation's treasure, and embarking their kings and people, (I say) in a war above a thousand miles off, filling their heads with that religious madness, call'd, in those days, _holy zeal_ to recover the _terra sancta_, the sepulchers of Christ and the Saints, and as they call'd it falsly, the _holy city_, tho' true religion says it was the accursed city, and not worth spending one drop of blood for.

This religious _Bubble_ was certainly of _Satan_, who, as he craftily drew them in, so like a true _Devil_ he left them in the lurch when they came there, fac'd about to the _Saracens_, animated the immortal _Saladin_ against them, and manag'd so dexterously that he left the bones of about thirteen or fourteen hundred thousand Christians there as a trophy of his infernal politicks; and after the christian world had run _a la santa terra_, or in _English_ a _saunt'ring_, about a hundred year, he dropt it to play another game less foolish, but ten times wickeder than that which went before it, _namely_, turning the crusadoes of the Christians one against another; and, as _Hudibras_ said in another case,

"Made them fight like mad or drunk
"For dame religion as for punk.

Of this you have a compleat account in the history of the Popes decrees against the Count _de Thoulouse_, and the _Waldenses_ and _Albigenses_, with the crusadoes and massacres which follow'd upon them, wherein to do _the Devil_'s politicks some justice, he met with all the success he could desire; the zealots of that day executed his infernal orders most punctually, and planted religion in those countries in a glorious and triumphant manner, upon the destruction of an infinite number of innocent people, whose blood has fatten'd the soil for the growth of the Catholick faith, in a manner very particular, and to Satan's full satisfaction.

I might, to compleat this part of his history, give you the detail of his progress in these first steps of his alliances with _Rome_; and add a long list of massacres, wars, and expeditions in behalf of religion, which he has had the honour to have a visible hand in; such as the _Parisian_ massacre, the _Flemish_ war under the Duke _d' Alva_, the _Smithfield_ fires in the _Marian days_ in _England_, and the massacres in _Ireland_; all which would most effectually convince us that _the Devil_ has not been idle in his business; but I may meet with these again in my way, 'tis enough, while I am upon the generals only, to mention them thus in a summary way; I say, 'tis enough to prove that _the Devil_ has really been as much concerned as any body, in the methods taken by some people for propagating the christian religion in the world.

Some have rashly, and I had almost said maliciously charg'd _the Devil_ with the great triumphs of his friends the _Spaniards_ in _America_, and would place the conquest of _Mexico_ and _Peru_ to the credit of his account.

But I cannot join with them in this at all, I must say, I believe _the Devil_ was innocent of that matter; my reason is, because, _Satan_ was never such a fool as to spend his time, or his politicks, or embark his allies to conquer nations who were already his own; that would be _Satan_ against _Beelzebub_, making war upon himself, and at least doing nothing to the purpose.

If they should charge him, indeed, with deluding _Philip_ II. of _Spain_ into that preposterous attempt call'd _the Armada_, (_anglice_, the _Spanish Invasion_,) I should indeed more readily join with them; but whether he did it weakly, in hope, _which was indeed not likely_, that it should succeed; or wickedly, to destroy that great fleet of the _Spaniards_, and draw them within the reach of his own dominions, the elements; this being a question which authors differ exceedingly about, I shall leave it to decide it self.

But the greatest piece of management, which we find _the Devil_ has concern'd himself in of late, in the matter of religion, seems to be that of the mission into _China_; and here indeed _Satan_ has acted his master-piece: It was, no doubt, much for his service that _the Chineses_ should have no insight into matters of religion, I mean, that we call christian; and therefore, tho' _Popery_ and the _Devil_ are not at so much variance as some may imagine, yet he did not think it safe to let the general system of Christianity be heard of among them in _China_. Hence when the name of the christian religion had but been received with some seeming approbation in the country of _Japan_, _Satan_ immediately, as if alarm'd at the thing, and dreading what the consequence of it might be, arm'd the _Japoneses_ against it with such fury, that they expell'd it at once.

It was much safer to his designs, when, if the story be not a fiction, he put that _Dutch_ witicism into the mouths of the States commanders, when they came to _Japan_; who having more wit than to own themselves Christians in such a place as that, when the question was put to them, answered negatively, _That they were not_, but that _they were of another religion call'd_ Hollanders.

However, it seems the diligent _Jesuits_ out-witted the Devil in _China_, and, as I said above, over-shot him in his own Bow; for the mission being in danger _by the Devil and the_ Chinese _Emperor_'s _joining together_, of being wholly expell'd there too, as they had been in _Japan_, they cunningly fell in with the ecclesiasticks of the country, and joining the priestcraft of both religions together, they brought _Jesus Christ_ and _Confucius_ to be so reconcilable, that the _Chinese_ and the _Roman_ idolatry appeared capable of a confederacy, of going on hand in hand together, and consequently of being very good friends.

This was a master-piece indeed, and, _as they say_, almost frighted _Satan_ out of his wits; but he being a ready manager, and particularly famous for serving himself of the rogueries of the priests, fac'd about immediately to the mission, and making a virtue of necessity, clapt in, with all possible alacrity, with the proposal[1]; so the _Jesuits_ and he form'd a _hotch-potch_ of _religion_ made up of _Popery_ and _Paganism_ and calculated to leave the latter rather worse than they found it, binding the faith of Christ and the philosophy or morals of _Confucius_ together, and formally christening them by the name of _religion_; by which means the politick interest of the mission was preserved; and yet _Satan_ lost not one inch of ground with the _Chineses_, no, not by the planting the Gospel it self, _such as it was_, among them.

Nor has it been such disadvantage to him that this plan or scheme of a new modell'd religion would not go down at _Rome_, and that the Inquisition damn'd it with Bell, Book and Candle; distance of place serv'd his new allies, the missionaries, in the stead of a protection from the Inquisition; and now and then a rich present well plac'd found them friends in the congregation it self; and where any Nuncio with his impudent zeal pretended to take such a long voyage to oppose them, _Satan_ took care to get him sent back _re infecta_, or inspir'd the million to move him off the premisses, by methods of their own (that is to say, being interpreted) to _murther him_.

Thus the mission has in itself been truly _devilish_, and the Devil has interested himself in the planting the christian religion in _China_.

The influence _the Devil_ has in the Politicks of mankind, is another especial part of his history, and would require, if it were possible, a very exact description; but here we shall necessarily be obliged to inquire so nicely into the Arcana of circumstances, and unlock the cabinets of state in so many courts, canvass the councils of ministers and the conduct of princes so fully, and expose them so much, that it may, perhaps, make a combustion among the great politicians abroad; and in doing that we may come so near home too, that tho' personal safety and prudentials forbid our medling with our own country, we may be taken in a double entendre, and fall unpitied for being only suspected of touching truths that are so tender, whether we are guilty or no; on these accounts I must meddle the less with that part, at least for the present.

Be it that the Devil has had a share in some of the late councils of _Europe_, influencing them this way or that way, to his own advantage, what is it to us? For example, What if he has had any concern in the late affair of _Thorn_? What need we put it upon him, seeing his confederates the _Jesuites_ with the _Assessorial_ tribunal of _Poland_ take it upon themselves? I shall leave that part to the issue of time. I wish it were as easy to persuade the world that he had no hand in bringing the injur'd Protestants to leave the justice due to the cries of protestant blood to the arbitrament of a popish power, who dare say that _the Devil_ must be in it, if justice should be obtain'd that way: I should rather say, _the Devil_ is in it, or else it would never be expected.

It occurs next to enquire from the premisses, whether _the Devil_ has more influence or less in the affairs of the world now, than he had in former ages; and this will depend upon comparing, as we go along, his methods and way of working in past times, and the modern politicks by which he acts in our days; with the differing reception which he has met with among the men of such distant ages.

But there is so much to enquire of about _the Devil_, before we can bring his story down to our modern times, that we must for the present let them drop, and look a little back to the remoter parts of this history; drawing his picture that people may know him when they meet him, and see who and what he is, and what he has been doing ever since he got leave to act in the high station he now appears in.

In the mean time, if I might obtain leave to present an humble petition to _Satan_, it should be, that he would according to modern usage oblige us all, with writing _the history of his own times_; 'twould, as well as one that is gone before it, be a Devilish good one; for as to the sincerity of the performance, the authority of the particulars, the justice of the characters, _&c._ if they were no better vouch'd, no more consistent with themselves, with charity, with truth, and with the honour of an historian, than the last of that kind which came abroad among us, it must be a reproach to _the Devil_ himself to be the author of it.

Were _Satan_ to be brought under the least obligation to write truth, and that the matters of fact, which he should write, might be depended upon, he is certainly qualified by his knowledge of things to be a compleat historian; nor could the Bishop himself, _who, by the way, has given us already the Devil of a history_, come up to him: _Milton_'s _Pandemonium_, tho' an excellent dramatick performance, would appear a meer trifling sing-song business, beneath the dignity of _Chevy-chase_: The _Devil_ could give us a true account of all the civil wars in Heaven; how and by whom, and in what manner he lost the day there, and was oblig'd to quit the field: The fiction of his refusing to acknowledge and submit to the _Messiah_, upon his being declar'd Generalissimo of the Heavenly forces, which Satan expected himself, as the eldest officer; and his not being able to brook another to be put in over his head; I say, that fine-spun thought of Mr. _Milton_ would appear to be strain'd too far, and only serve to convince us that he (_Milton_) knew nothing of the matter. _Satan_ knows very well, that the _Messiah_ was not _declared to be the Son of God with power_ till by and after _the resurrection from the dead_, and that all power was then given him _in Heaven and earth_, and not before; so that _Satan_'s rebellion must derive from other causes, and upon other occasions, as he himself can doubtless give us an account, if he thinks fit, and of which we shall speak further in this work.

What a fine History might this old Gentleman write of the Antediluvian world, and of all the weighty affairs, as well of state as of religion, which happen'd during the fifteen hundred years of the patriarchal administration!

Who, like him, could give a full and compleat account of the Deluge, whether it was a meer vindictive, a blast from Heaven, wrought by a supernatural power in the way of miracle? or whether, according to Mr. _Burnet_'s _Theory_, it was a consequence following antecedent causes by the meer necessity of nature; seen in constitution, natural position, and unavoidable working of things, as by the Theory publish'd by that learn'd enthusiast it seems to be?

_Satan_ could easily account for all the difficulties of the _Theory_, and tell us whether, as there was a natural necessity of the Deluge, there is not the like necessity and natural tendency to a Conflagration at last.

Would _the Devil_ exert himself as an Historian, for our improvement and diversion, how glorious an account could he give us of _Noah_'s Voyage round the world, in the famous Ark! he could resolve all the difficulties about the building it, the furnishing it, and the laying up provision in it for all the collection of kinds that he had made; He could tell us whether all the creatures came voluntier to him to go into the ark, or whether he went a hunting for several years before, in order to bring them together.

He could give us a true relation how he wheedled the people of the next world into the absurd ridiculous undertaking of building a _Babel_; how far that stupendous stair-case, which was in imagination to reach up to Heaven, was carried, before it was interrupted and the builders confounded; how their speech was alter'd, how many Tongues it was divided into, or whether they were divided at all; and how many subdivisions or dialects have been made since that, by which means very few of God's creatures, except the Brutes, understand one another, or care one farthing whether they do or no.

In all these things _Satan_, who, no doubt, would make a very good chronologist, could settle every Epocha, correct every Calendar, and bring all our accounts of time to a general agreement; as well the _Grecian Olympiads_, the _Turkish Heghira_, the _Chinese_ fictitious account of the world's duration, as our blind _Julian_ and _Gregorian_ accounts, which have put the world, to this day, into such confusion, that we neither agree in our holy-days or working days, fasts or feasts, nor keep the same sabbaths in any part of the same globe.

This great Antiquary could bring us to a certainty in all the difficulties of ancient story, and tell us whether the tale of the siege of _Troy_, and the rape of _Helen_ was a fable of _Homer_ or a history; whether the fictions of the Poets are form'd from their own brain, or founded in facts; and whether letters were invented by _Cadmus_ the _Phoenician_, or dictated immediately from _Heaven_ at mount _Sinai_.

Nay, he could tell us how and in what manner he wheedled _Eve_, deluded _Adam_, put _Cain_ into a passion, till he made him murther his own brother; and made _Noah_, who was above 500 years a preacher of righteousness, turn Sot in his old age, dishonour all his ministry, debauch himself with wine, and by getting drunk and exposing himself, become the jest and laughing-stock of his children, and of all his posterity to this day.

And would Satan, according to the modern practice of the late right reverend Historian, enter into the characters of the great men of his age, how should we be diverted with the just history of _Adam_, in paradise and out of it; his character, and how he behaved at and after his expulsion; how _Cain_ wandered in the land of _Nod_, what the mark was which _God_ set upon him, whose daughter his wife was, and how big the city was he built there, according to a certain Poet of noble extraction,

How _Cain_ in the land of _Nod_
When the rascal was alone
Like an owl in an ivy tod
Built a city as big as _Roan_.

_Roch._

He could have certainly drawn _Eve_'s picture, told us every feature in her face, and every inch in her shape, whether she was a perfect beauty or no, and whether with the fall she did grow crooked, ugly, ill-natur'd and a scold; as the learned _Valdemar_ suggests to be the effects of the curse.

Descending to the character of the Patriarchs in that age, he might, no doubt, give us in particular the characters of _Belus_, worship'd under the name of _Baal_; with _Satan_, and _Jupiter_, his successors; who they were here, and how they behaved; with all the _Pharaohs_ of _Egypt_, the _Abimilechs_ of _Canaan_, and the great monarchs of _Assyria_ and _Babylon_.

Hence also he is able to write the lives of all the Heroes of the world, from _Alexander_ of _Macedon_ to _Lewis_ the XIV. and from _Augustus_ to the great King _George_; nor could the Bishop himself go beyond him for flattery, any more than the Devil himself could go beyond the Bishop for falshood.

I could enlarge with a particular satisfaction upon the many fine things which _Satan_, rummaging his inexhaustible storehouse of slander, could set down to blacken the characters of good men, and load the best Princes of the world with infamy and reproach.

But we shall never prevail with him, I doubt, to do mankind so much service, as resolving all those difficulties would be; for he has an indelible grudge against us; as he believes, and perhaps is assur'd that men were at first created by his sovereign, to the intent that after a certain state of Probation in life, such of them as shall be approved, are appointed to fill up those vacancies in the Heavenly Host, which were made by the abdication and expulsion of him (_the Devil_) and his Angels; so that man is appointed to come in _Satan_'s stead, to make good the breach, and enjoy all those ineffable Joys and Beatitudes which _Satan_ enjoy'd before his fall; no wonder then, that _the Devil_ swells with envy and rage at mankind in general, and at the best of them in particular; nay, the granting this point is giving an unanswerable reason, why the _Devil_ practises with such unwearied and indefatigable application upon the best men, if possible, to disappoint GOD Almighty's decree, and that he should not find enough among the whole Race, to be proper subjects of his clemency, and qualified to succeed _the Devil_ and his host, or fill up the places vacant by the Fall. It is true indeed, _the Devil_, who we have reason to say is no fool, ought to know better than to suppose that if he should seduce the whole race of mankind, and make them as bad as himself, he could, by that success of his wickedness, thwart or disappoint the determined purposes of Heaven; but that those which are appointed to inherit the Thrones, which he and his followers abdicated, and were deposed from, shall certainly be preserv'd in spite of his Devices for that inheritance, and shall have the possession secur'd to them, notwithstanding all that _the Devil_ and all the Host of _Hell_ can do to prevent it.

But, however he knows the certainty of this, and that when he endeavours the seducing the chosen servants of the most High, he fights against GOD himself, struggles with irresistible grace, and makes war with infinite power; undermining the church of God, and that faith in him which is fortified with the eternal promises of Jesus Christ, that the gates of _Hell_, that is to say, the _Devil_ and all his power, shall not prevail against them; I say, however he knows the impossibility there is that he should obtain his ends, yet so blind is his rage, so infatuate his wisdom, that he cannot refrain breaking himself to pieces against this mountain, and splitting against the rock. _qui Jupiter vult perdere hos dementat._

But to leave this serious part, which is a little too solemn, for the account of this rebel; seeing we are not to expect he will write his own History for our information and diversion, I shall see if I cannot write it for him: In order to this, I shall extract the substance of his whole story, from the beginning to our own times, which I shall collect out of what is come to hand, whether by revelation or inspiration, that's nothing to him; I shall take care so to improve my intelligence, as may make my account of him authentick, and, _in a word_, such as the Devil himself shall not be able to contradict.

In writing this uncouth story I shall be freed from the censures of the Criticks, in a more than ordinary manner, upon one account especially; (_viz._) that my story shall be so just and so well grounded, and, after all the good things I shall say of _Satan_, will be so little to his satisfaction, that _the Devil_ himself will not be able to say, I _dealt with the Devil_ in writing it: I might, perhaps, give you some account where I had my intelligence, and how all the Arcana of his management have come to my hands; _but pardon me, Gentlemen_, this would be to betray conversation, and to discover my agents, and you know statesmen are very careful to preserve the correspondences they keep in the enemy's country, lest they expose their friends to the resentment of the Power whose councils they betray.

Besides, the learned tell us, that ministers of state make an excellent plea of their not betraying their intelligence, against all party inquiries into the great sums of money pretended to be paid for _secret service_; and whether the secret service was to bribe people to betray things abroad or at home; whether the money was paid to some body or to no body, employ'd to establish correspondences abroad, or to establish families and amass treasure at home; in a word, whether it was to serve their country or serve themselves, it has been the same thing, and the same plea has been their protection: Likewise in the important affair which I am upon, 'tis hoped you will not desire me to betray my Correspondents; for you know _Satan_ is naturally cruel and malicious, and who knows what he might do to shew his resentment? at least it might endanger a stop of our intelligence for the future.

And yet, before I have done, I shall make it very plain, that however my information may be secret and difficult, that yet I came very honestly by it, and shall make a very good use of it; for 'tis a great mistake in those who think that an acquaintance with the affairs of _the Devil_ may not be made very useful to us all: They that know no evil can know no good; and, as the learned tell us, that a stone taken out of the head of a Toad is a good antidote against poison; so a competent knowledge of _the Devil_, and all his ways, may be the best help to make us defie _the Devil_ and all his _works_.

CHAP. II.

_Of the word_ DEVIL, _as it is a proper name to the Devil, and any or all
his host, Angels,_ &c.

It is a question, not yet determined by the learned, whether the word _Devil_ be a _singular_, that is to say, the _name_ of a person standing by himself, or a _noun of multitude_; if it be a singular, and so must be used personally only as _a proper name_, it consequently implies one imperial _Devil_, Monarch or King of the whole clan of Hell; justly distinguish'd by the term THE DEVIL, or as the _Scots_ call him, _the muckle horn'd Dee'l_, or as others in a wilder dialect, _the Devil of Hell_, that is to say, the _Devil_ of a _Devil_; or (better still) as the Scripture expresses it, by way of emphasis, the _great red Dragon_, the _Devil_ and _Satan_.

But if we take this word to be, as above, _a noun of multitude_, and so to be used _ambo-dexter_, as occasion presents, singular or plural; then _the Devil_ signifies _Satan_ by himself, or _Satan with all his Legions_ at his heels, as you please, more or less; and this way of understanding the word, as it may be very convenient for my purpose, in the account I am now to give of the infernal Powers, so it is not altogether improper in the nature of the thing: It is thus express'd in Scripture, where the person possess'd _Matt._ iv. 24. is first said to be possess'd of _the Devil_ (singular) and our Saviour asks him, as speaking to a single person, _what is thy name?_ and is answer'd in the plural and singular together, my name is LEGION, for _we are many_.

Nor will it be any wrong to _the Devil_, supposing him a single person, seeing entitling him to the conduct of all his inferior Agents, is what he will take rather for an addition to his infernal glory, than a diminution or lessening of him in the extent of his Fame.

Having thus articl'd with the _Devil_ for liberty of speech, I shall talk of him sometimes in the singular, as a person, and sometimes in the plural, as an host of _Devils_ or of infernal Spirits, just as occasion requires, and as the history of his affairs makes necessary.

But before I enter upon any part of his history, the nature of the thing calls me back, and my Lord B---- of ---- in his late famous orations in defence of liberty, summons me to prove that there is such a thing or such a person as _the Devil_; and in short, unless I can give some evidence of his existence, as my Lord ---- said very well, I am talking of _nobody_.

D--m me, Sir, says a graceless comrade of his to a great man, _your Grace_ will go to _the Devil_.

D--m ye, Sir, says the D----, then I shall go _no where_; I wonder where you intend to go?

Nay, to _the D----l_ too I doubt, _says Graceless_, for I am almost as wicked as my _Lord Duke_.

_D._ Thou ar't a silly empty Dog, says the D--, and if there is such a place as _a Hell_, tho' I believe nothing of it, 'tis a place for fools, such as thou art.

_Gr._ I wonder then, what Heaven the great wits go to, such as my _Lord Duke_; I don't care to go there, let it be where it will; they are a tiresome kind of people, there's no bearing them, they'll make _a Hell_ wherever they come.

_D._ Prithee hold thy fool's tongue, I tell thee, if there is any such place as we call NO WHERE; that's all the Heaven or Hell that I know of, or believe any thing about.

_Gr._ Very good, my Lord--; so that _Heaven_ is _no where_, and _Hell_ is _no where_, and the _Devil_ is _nobody_, according to my _Lord Duke_!

_D._ Yes Sir, and what then?

_Gr._ And you are to go _no where_ when you die, are you?

_D._ Yes, you Dog, don't you know what that incomparable noble genius my Lord _Rochester_ sings upon the subject, I believe it unfeignedly,

After death nothing is,
And nothing death.

_Gr._ You believe it, my Lord, you mean, you would fain believe it if you could; but since you put that great genius my Lord _Rochester_ upon me, let me play him back upon _your Grace_; I am sure you have read his fine poem upon _nothing_, in one of the stanzas of which is this beautiful thought,

And to be part of [2] thee
The wicked wisely pray.

_D._ You are a foolish Dog.

_Gr._ And my _Lord Duke_ is a wise Infidel.

_D._ Why? is it not wiser to believe _no Devil_, than to be always terrify'd at him?

_Gr._ But shall I toss another Poet upon you, my Lord?

If it should so fall out, as who can tell
But there may be a GOD, a _Heaven_ and _Hell_?
Mankind had best consider well, for fear
'T should be too late when their mistakes appear.

_D._ D--m your foolish Poet, that's not my Lord _Rochester_.

_Gr._ But how must I be damn'd, if there's _no Devil_? Is not _your Grace_ a little inconsistent there? My Lord _Rochester_ would not have said that, and't please your Grace.

_D._ No, _you Dog_, I am not inconsistent at all, and if I had the ordering of you, I'd make you sensible of it; I'd make you think your self damn'd for want of _a Devil_.

_Gr._ That's like one of _your Grace_'s paradoxes, such as when you swore _by God_ that you did not believe there was any such thing as _a God_, or _Devil_; so you swear by _nothing_, and damn me to _no where_.

_D._ You are a critical Dog, who taught you to believe these solemn trifles? who taught you to say there is a GOD?

_Gr._ Nay, I had a better school-master than my _Lord Duke_.

_D._ Why, who was your school-master pray?

_Gr._ _The Devil_, and't please your _Grace_.

_D._ The Devil! _the Devil he did?_ what you're going to quote Scripture, are you? Prithee don't tell me of _Scripture_, I know what you mean, _the Devils believe and tremble_; why then I have the whip-hand of _the Devil_, for I hate trembling; and I am deliver'd from it effectually, for I never believed any thing of it, and therefore I don't tremble.

_Gr._ And there, indeed, I am a wickeder creature than the _Devil_, or even than my _Lord Duke_, for I believe, and yet don't tremble neither.

_D._ Nay, if you are come to your penitentials I have done with you.

_Gr._ And I think I must have done with my _Lord Duke_, for the same reason.

_D._ _Ay, ay_, pray do, I'll go and enjoy my self; I won't throw away the pleasure of my life, I know the consequence of it.

_Gr._ And I'll go and reform my self, else I know the consequence too.

This short Dialogue happen'd between two men of quality, and both men of wit too; and the effect was, that the Lord brought the reality of _the Devil_ into the question, and the debate brought the profligate to be a penitent; so in short, _the Devil_ was made a preacher of repentance.

The Truth is, _God_ and _the Devil_, however opposite in their nature, and remote from one another in their place of abiding, seem to stand pretty much upon a level in our faith: For as to our believing the reality of their existence, he that denies one, generally denies both; and he that believes one, necessarily believes both.

Very few, if any of those who believe there is a GOD, and acknowledge the debt of homage which mankind owes to the supreme Governor of the World, doubt the existence of _the Devil_, except here and there one, whom we call practical Atheists; and 'tis the character of an Atheist, if there is such a creature on Earth, that like my _Lord Duke_, he believes neither GOD or _Devil_.

As the belief of both these stands upon a level, and that GOD and the _Devil_ seem to have an equal share in our faith, so the evidence of their existence seems to stand upon a level too, in many things; and as they are known by their Works in the same particular cases, so they are discover'd after the same manner of demonstration.

Nay, in some respects 'tis equally criminal to deny the reality of them both, only with this difference, that to believe the existence of a GOD is a debt to nature, and to believe the existence of _the Devil_ is a like debt to reason; one is a demonstration from the reality of visible causes, and the other a deduction from the like reality of their effects.

One demonstration of the existence of GOD, is from the universal well-guided consent of all nations to worship and adore a supreme Power; One demonstration of the existence of the _Devil_, is from the avow'd ill-guided consent of some nations, who knowing no other GOD, make a GOD of the _Devil_, for want of a better.

It may be true, that those nations have no other Ideas of the Devil than as of a superior Power; if they thought him a supreme Power it would have other effects on them, and they would submit to and worship him with a different kind of fear.

But 'tis plain they have right notions of him as a Devil or evil Spirit, because the best reason, and in some places the only reason they give for worshiping him is, that he may do them no hurt; having no notions at all of his having any power, much less any inclination to do them good; so that indeed they make a meer _Devil_ of him, at the same time that they bow to him as to a GOD.

All the ages of Paganism in the World have had this notion of _the Devil_: indeed in some parts of the World they had also some Deities which they honour'd above him, as being supposed to be beneficent, kind and inclined, as well as capable to give them good things; for this reason the more polite Heathens, such as the _Grecians_ and the _Romans_, had their _Lares_ or houshold Gods, whom they paid a particular respect to; as being their Protectors from Hobgoblins, Ghosts of the Dead, evil Spirits, frightful Appearances, evil Genius's and other noxious Beings from the invisible World; or to put it into the language of the day we live in, from _the Devil_, in whatever shape or appearance he might come to them, and from whatever might hurt them: and what was all this but setting up _Devils_ against _Devils_, supplicating one _Devil_ under the notion of a good Spirit, to drive out and protect them from another, whom they call'd a bad Spirit, the white _Devil_ against the black _Devil_?

This proceeds from the natural notions mankind necessarily entertain of things to come; _superior_ or _inferior_, GOD and the _Devil_, fill up all futurity in our thoughts; and 'tis impossible for us to form any images in our minds of an immortality and an invisible World, but under the notions of perfect felicity, or extreme misery.

Now as these two respect the Eternal state of man after life, they are respectively the object of our reverence and affection, or of our horror and aversion; but notwithstanding they are plac'd thus in a diametrical opposition in our affections and passions, they are on an evident level as to the certainty of their existence, and, as I said above, bear an equal share in our faith.

It being then as certain that there is _a Devil_, as that there is _a God_, I must from this time forward admit no more doubt of his existence, nor take any more pains to convince you of it; but speaking of him as a reality in Being, proceed to enquire who he is, and from whence, in order to enter directly into the detail of his History.

Now not to enter into all the metaphysical trumpery of his Schools, nor wholly to confine my self to the language of the Pulpit; where we are told, that to think of GOD and of the _Devil_, we must endeavour first to form Ideas of those things which illustrate the description of rewards and punishments; in the one the eternal presence of the highest good, and, as a necessary attendant, the most perfect, consummate, durable bliss and felicity, springing from the presence of that Being in whom all possible Beatitude is inexpressibly present, and that in the highest perfection: On the contrary, to conceive of a sublime fallen Arch-angel, attended with an innumerable host of degenerate, rebel Seraphs or Angels cast out of Heaven together; all guilty of inexpressible rebellion, and all suffering from that time, and to suffer for ever the eternal vengeance of the Almighty, in an inconceivable manner; that his presence, tho' blessed in it self, is to them the most compleat article of terror; That they are in themselves perfectly miserable; and to be with whom for ever, adds an inexpressible misery to any state as well as place; and fills the minds of those who are to be, or expect to be banish'd to them with inconceivable horror and amazement.

But when you have gone over all this, and a great deal more of the like, tho' less intelligible language, which the passions of men collect to amuse one another with; you have said nothing if you omit the main article, namely, the personality of _the Devil_; and till you add to all the rest some description of the company with whom all this is to be suffer'd, _viz._ the _Devil and his Angels_.

Now who this _Devil and his Angels_ are, what share they have either actively or passively in the eternal miseries of a future state, how far they are Agents in or Partners with the sufferings of the place, is a difficulty yet not fully discover'd by the most learned; nor do I believe 'tis made less a difficulty by their medling with it.

But to come to the person and original of _the Devil_, or, as I said before, of _Devils_; I allow him to come of an ancient family, for he is from Heaven, and more truly than the _Romans_ could say of their idoliz'd _Numa_, he is of the race of the Gods.

That _Satan_ is a fallen Angel, a rebel Seraph, cast out for his Rebellion, is the general opinion, and 'tis not my business to dispute things universally receiv'd; as he was try'd, condemn'd, and the sentence of expulsion executed on him in Heaven, he is in this World like a transported Felon never to return; His crime, whatever particular aggravations it might have, 'tis certain, amounted to High-treason against his Lord and Governor, who was also his Maker; against whom he rose in rebellion, took up arms, and in a word, rais'd a horrid and unnatural war in his dominions; but being overcome in battle, and made prisoner, he and all his Host, whose numbers were infinite, all glorious Angels like himself, lost at once their beauty and glory with their Innocence, and commenc'd _Devils_, being transform'd by crime into monsters and frightful objects; such as to describe, human fancy is obliged to draw pictures and descriptions in such forms as are most hateful and frightful to the imagination.

These notions, I doubt not, gave birth to all the beauteous Images and sublime expressions in Mr. _Milton_'s majestick Poem; where, tho' he has play'd the Poet in a most luxuriant manner, he has sinn'd against _Satan_ most egregiously, and done the _Devil_ a manifest injury in a great many particulars, as I shall shew in its place. And as I shall be oblig'd to do _Satan_ justice when I come to that part of his History, Mr. _Milton_'s admirers must pardon me, if I let them see, that tho' I admire Mr. _Milton_ as a Poet, yet that he was greatly out in matters of History, and especially the History of the _Devil_; in short, That he has charged _Satan_ falsly in several particulars; and so he has _Adam_ and _Eve_ too: But that I shall leave till I come to the History of the Royal Family of _Eden_; which I resolve to present you with when the _Devil_ and I have done with one another.

But not to run down Mr. _Milton_ neither, whose poetry, or his judgment, cannot be reproached without injury to our own; all those bright Ideas of his, which make his poem so justly valued, whether they are capable of proof as to the fact, are notwithstanding, confirmations of my hypothesis; and are taken from a supposition of the Personality of the _Devil_, placing him at the head of the infernal host, as a sovereign elevated Spirit and Monarch of Hell; and as such it is that I undertake to write his history.

By the word Hell I do not suppose, or at least not determine, that his residence, or that of the whole army of _Devils_, is yet in the same local HELL, to which the Divines tell us he shall be at last chain'd down; or at least that he is yet confin'd to it, for we shall find he is at present a prisoner at large: of both which circumstances of Satan I shall take occasion to speak in its course.

But when I call the Devil the Monarch of _Hell_, I am to be understood as suits to the present purpose; that he is the Sovereign of all the race of Hell, that is to say of all the Devils or Spirits of the infernal Clan, let their numbers, quality and powers be what they will.

Upon this supposed personality and superiority of _Satan_, or, as I call it, the sovereignty and government of one Devil above all the rest; I say, upon this notion are form'd all the systems of the dark side of futurity, that we can form in our minds: And so general is the opinion of it, that it will hardly bear to be oppos'd by any other argument, at least that will bear to be reason'd upon: All the notions of a parity of Devils, or making a common-wealth among the black Divan, seem to be enthusiastick and visionary, but with no consistency or certainty, and is so generally exploded, that we must not venture so much as to debate the point.

Taking it then as the generality of mankind do, that there is a Grand Devil, a superior of the whole black race; that they all fell, together with their General, _Satan_, at the head of them; that tho' he, _Satan_, could not maintain his high station in Heaven, yet that he did continue his dignity among the rest, who are call'd his servants, _in Scripture his Angels_; that he has a kind of dominion or authority over the rest, and that they were all, how many millions soever in number, at his command; employ'd by him in all his hellish designs, and in all his wicked contrivances for the destruction of man, and for the setting up his own kingdom in the world.

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