The Rejuvenation of Miss Semaphore: A Farcical Novel
by OpenStories
Original author: Charlotte O'Conor Eccles
"The Rejuvenation of Miss Semaphore: A Farcical Novel" by Charlotte O'Conor Eccles is a farcical novel written in the early 20th century. The story revolves around Miss Augusta Semaphore and her sister, Miss Prudence, who reside in a boarding house filled with various comically stilted characters. The narrative hints at themes of aging, societal norms, and the desire for youth as Miss Semaphore expresses an eagerness to reverse the passage of time in her life. At the start of the novel, we are introduced to the boarding house at 37 Beaconsfield Gardens, where residents engage in mundane conversations over dinner, portraying their rigidly polite yet superficial lives. Miss Semaphore, who feels the weight of her age, becomes enamored with the idea of acquiring a miraculous "Water of Youth" after reading an advertisement. The plot takes a whimsical turn when she ultimately attempts to use the water, inadvertently transforming herself into a baby, which shatters the status quo and thrusts both sisters into an unexpected predicament. The opening effectively sets the stage for a humorous exploration of societal expectations and the absurdity of the lengths to which one might go to reclaim youth.
The Rejuvenation of Miss Semaphore: A Farcical Novel, by Charlotte O'Conor Eccles. Republished by OpenStories from Project Gutenberg eBook #65871.
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24 Chapters
- 1.Front Matter270 words
- 2.Chapter I: Which Introduces Miss Semaphore2,156 words
- 3.Chapter II2,543 words
- 4.Chapter III: Miss Semaphore Receives an Answer1,743 words
- 5.Chapter IV: Castles in the Air1,572 words
- 6.Chapter V: The Water of Youth1,266 words
- 7.Chapter VI: An Accident and Its Results1,704 words
- 8.Chapter VII: Prudence Receives a Shock2,012 words
- 9.Chapter VIII: A Career of Deception1,753 words
- 10.Chapter IX: A Promising Advertisement1,546 words
- 11.Chapter X: In Which Miss Prudence Explains Matters887 words
- 12.Chapter XI: The Medical Lady Intervenes1,615 words
- 13.Chapter XII: “good Mrs. Brown.”2,478 words
- 14.Chapter XIII: The Medical Lady Baffled1,799 words
- 15.Chapter XIV: An Unexpected Visitor2,039 words
- 16.Chapter XV: Prudence Calls at Plummer’s Cottages2,198 words
- 17.Chapter XVI: Mrs. Dumaresq in an Undiplomatic Circle1,757 words
- 18.Chapter XVII: A Sensation in “the Star.”745 words
- 19.Chapter XVIII: A Detective on the Track2,238 words
- 20.Chapter XIX: A Council of War2,438 words
- 21.Chapter XX: Notice to Quit1,545 words
- 22.Chapter XXI: At the Arrow Street Police Court1,666 words
- 23.Chapter XXII: A Scene in Court2,351 words
- 24.Chapter XXIII: Conclusion812 words