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The story of Don MiffVirginius Dabney

The story of Don Miff

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Original author: Virginius Dabney

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"The Story of Don Miff: As Told by His Friend John Bouche Whacker: A Symphony of Life" is a satirical work of fiction written in the late 19th century. The narrative is presented as a comedic and reflective account, with the main character, Don Miff, being depicted through the eyes of his friend John Bouche Whacker as he shares his thoughts and experiences. The preface sets the stage for a humorous exploration of life, society, and the author's own whimsical philosophical musings. At the start of the novel, the narrator introduces himself as John Bouche Whacker, addressing his future great-great-great-grandson, Ah Yung Whack. Whacker discusses the overwhelming flood of literature prevalent in his time and humorously contemplates whether to contribute to it or instead to preserve his thoughts for posterity. He decides to write a personal letter to his descendant, with aspirations to recount the life of Old Virginia and illustrate the seemingly tranquil life before the turmoil of the Civil War disrupted it. He hints at a grand story unfolding through sketches of characters and events from his past, setting the stage for a blend of nostalgic reflection and social commentary interspersed with humor and character-driven stories.

The story of Don Miff, by Virginius Dabney. Republished by OpenStories from Project Gutenberg eBook #73601.

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83 Chapters

  1. 1.Preface605 words
  2. 2.Chapter I (1)8,791 words
  3. 3.Chapter I (2)4,569 words
  4. 4.Chapter I: was not Chapter I., nor chapter of any kind, would you have54 words
  5. 5.Chapter II2,969 words
  6. 6.Chapter III1,471 words
  7. 7.Chapter IV803 words
  8. 8.Chapter V896 words
  9. 9.Chapter VI1,511 words
  10. 10.Chapter VII1,934 words
  11. 11.Chapter VIII1,299 words
  12. 12.Chapter IX: “Well, fair damsels, I have found out the great, great secret!”356 words
  13. 13.Chapter X1,661 words
  14. 14.Chapter XI1,704 words
  15. 15.Chapter XII2,406 words
  16. 16.Chapter XIII830 words
  17. 17.Chapter XIV2,126 words
  18. 18.Chapter XV1,117 words
  19. 19.Chapter XVI1,418 words
  20. 20.Chapter XVII1,598 words
  21. 21.Chapter XVIII2,245 words
  22. 22.Chapter XIX: Ten days or so have passed1,255 words
  23. 23.Chapter XX2,932 words
  24. 24.Chapter XXI2,111 words
  25. 25.Chapter XXII1,648 words
  26. 26.Chapter XXIII1,825 words
  27. 27.Chapter XXIV2,207 words
  28. 28.Chapter XXV1,398 words
  29. 29.Chapter XXVI1,015 words
  30. 30.Chapter XXVII1,695 words
  31. 31.Chapter XXVIII2,215 words
  32. 32.Chapter XXIX3,510 words
  33. 33.Chapter XXX2,362 words
  34. 34.Chapter XXXI1,349 words
  35. 35.Chapter XXXII2,696 words
  36. 36.Chapter XXXIII1,587 words
  37. 37.Chapter XXXIV888 words
  38. 38.Chapter XXXV2,072 words
  39. 39.Chapter XXXVI1,493 words
  40. 40.Chapter XXXVII1,446 words
  41. 41.Chapter XXXVIII2,122 words
  42. 42.Chapter XXXIX1,580 words
  1. 43.Chapter XL1,691 words
  2. 44.Chapter XLI1,189 words
  3. 45.Chapter XLII3,171 words
  4. 46.Chapter XLIII1,004 words
  5. 47.Chapter XLIV2,003 words
  6. 48.Chapter XLV1,178 words
  7. 49.Chapter XLVI2,274 words
  8. 50.Chapter XLVII2,926 words
  9. 51.Chapter XLVIII5,709 words
  10. 52.Chapter XLIX6,862 words
  11. 53.Chapter L3,759 words
  12. 54.Chapter LI: By Alice Frobisher, Love-Editor1,519 words
  13. 55.Chapter LII729 words
  14. 56.Chapter LIII1,453 words
  15. 57.Chapter LIV1,487 words
  16. 58.Chapter LV2,583 words
  17. 59.Chapter LVI1,892 words
  18. 60.Chapter LVII: Here I am, then, since it must be1,957 words
  19. 61.Chapter LVIII1,143 words
  20. 62.Chapter LIX1,654 words
  21. 63.Chapter LX501 words
  22. 64.Chapter LXI: The poor child did not laugh2,279 words
  23. 65.Chapter LXII2,296 words
  24. 66.Chapter LXIII1,424 words
  25. 67.Chapter LXIV2,791 words
  26. 68.Chapter LXV1,625 words
  27. 69.Chapter LXVI1,153 words
  28. 70.Chapter LXVII: Letter From Captain John Smith to Major Charles Frobisher2,578 words
  29. 71.Chapter LXVIII453 words
  30. 72.Chapter LXIX1,911 words
  31. 73.Chapter LXX1,359 words
  32. 74.Chapter LXXI1,183 words
  33. 75.Chapter LXXII1,254 words
  34. 76.Chapter LXXIII2,059 words
  35. 77.Chapter LXXIV: If only night would come!748 words
  36. 78.Chapter LXXV1,196 words
  37. 79.Chapter LXXVI1,293 words
  38. 80.Chapter LXXVII4,237 words
  39. 81.Chapter LXXVIII1,340 words
  40. 82.Chapter LXXIX799 words
  41. 83.Chapter LXXX1,408 words