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Excuse Me!Rupert Hughes

Excuse Me!

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Original author: Rupert Hughes

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"Excuse Me!" by Rupert Hughes is a novel likely written in the early 20th century. The story opens with a comedic and chaotic incident involving a young couple, Lieutenant Harry Mallory and Marjorie Newton, who are desperate to get to their wedding minister on time after their taxicab meets with an unfortunate accident. This tumultuous beginning sets the tone for a light-hearted exploration of love, misadventure, and unexpected obstacles. The opening of the novel introduces us to the young couple as they navigate the aftermath of their taxicab collision, setting off a chain of humorous events. Despite their misfortune, they remain focused on their goal to reach the minister before Harry departs for the Philippines. As they scramble for transportation, the couple's dialogue reveals their deep affection for each other and their determination to marry, even as comedic challenges unfold. This initial scene establishes the playful spirit of the narrative, promising readers an engaging journey filled with romance and mishaps as the couple attempts to solidify their relationship amidst the chaos of their circumstances.

Excuse Me!, by Rupert Hughes. Republished by OpenStories from Project Gutenberg eBook #40607.

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42 Chapters

  1. 1.Front Matter277 words
  2. 2.Chapter I: The Wreck of the Taxicab1,278 words
  3. 3.Chapter II: The Early Birds and the Worm1,845 words
  4. 4.Chapter III: In Darkest Chicago1,915 words
  5. 5.Chapter IV: A Mouse and a Mountain2,328 words
  6. 6.Chapter V: A Queen Among Women1,033 words
  7. 7.Chapter VI: A Conspiracy in Satin1,332 words
  8. 8.Chapter VII: The Masked Minister887 words
  9. 9.Chapter VIII: A Mixed Pickle1,845 words
  10. 10.Chapter IX: All Aboard!1,683 words
  11. 11.Chapter X: Excess Baggage750 words
  12. 12.Chapter XI: A Chance Rencounter618 words
  13. 13.Chapter XII: The Needle in the Haystack1,267 words
  14. 14.Chapter XIII: Hostilities Begin658 words
  15. 15.Chapter XIV: The Dormitory on Wheels613 words
  16. 16.Chapter XV: A Premature Divorce1,571 words
  17. 17.Chapter XVI: Good Night, All!1,279 words
  18. 18.Chapter XVII: Last Call for Breakfast1,309 words
  19. 19.Chapter XVIII: In the Composite Car2,210 words
  20. 20.Chapter XIX: Foiled!567 words
  21. 21.Chapter XX: Foiled Again1,004 words
  1. 22.Chapter XXI: Matrimony to and Fro1,666 words
  2. 23.Chapter XXII: In the Smoking Room1,442 words
  3. 24.Chapter XXIII: Through a Tunnel1,837 words
  4. 25.Chapter XXIV: The Train Butcher1,198 words
  5. 26.Chapter XXV: The Train Wrecker1,064 words
  6. 27.Chapter XXVI: Delilah and the Conductor977 words
  7. 28.Chapter XXVII: The Dog-On Dog Again2,341 words
  8. 29.Chapter XXVIII: The Woman-Hater's Relapse1,899 words
  9. 30.Chapter XXIX: Jealousy Comes Aboard1,532 words
  10. 31.Chapter XXX: A Wedding on Wheels892 words
  11. 32.Chapter XXXI: Foiled Yet Again1,113 words
  12. 33.Chapter XXXII: The Empty Berth708 words
  13. 34.Chapter XXXIII: Fresh Trouble Daily2,859 words
  14. 35.Chapter XXXIV: The Complete Divorcer2,487 words
  15. 36.Chapter XXXV: Mr. and Mrs. Little Jimmie1,239 words
  16. 37.Chapter XXXVI: A Duel for a Bracelet788 words
  17. 38.Chapter XXXVII: Down Brakes!1,276 words
  18. 39.Chapter XXXVIII: Hands Up!2,217 words
  19. 40.Chapter XXXIX: Wolves in the Fold1,569 words
  20. 41.Chapter XL: A Hero in Spite of Himself822 words
  21. 42.Chapter XLI: Clickety-Clickety-Clickety1,075 words