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The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseBernard Capes

The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please

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Original author: Bernard Capes

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"The Extraordinary Confessions of Diana Please" by Bernard Capes is a novel written in the early 20th century. The story revolves around the life of its main character, Diana Rosemonde de St. Croix, a spirited young girl who reflects on her tumultuous existence filled with strange encounters, abduction, and personal growth. The narrative is presented as a memoir dictated by Diana to her friend, the Marquis de C----, as she recounts her adventures and the complexities of her relationships. At the start of the novel, we are introduced to Diana's perspective, which is laced with wit and a touch of defiance. We learn about her whimsical views on age and her lineage—born to a beautiful mother and an aristocratic father, yet raised in a confusing world after her mother's retreat into a convent. The opening chapters set the stage for her tumultuous escapades, including her encounters with various characters, her adventures with a sweep, and her evolving sense of self as she navigates through romantic notions and harsh realities of life. The tone is both charming and reflective, promising a journey through Diana's extraordinary experiences that explore themes of identity and societal expectations.

The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please, by Bernard Capes. Republished by OpenStories from Project Gutenberg eBook #69885.

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32 Chapters

  1. 1.Front Matter835 words
  2. 2.Chapter I: I Make My Début3,115 words
  3. 3.Chapter II: I Am Abducted2,223 words
  4. 4.Chapter III: I Escape2,198 words
  5. 5.Chapter IV: I Fall Into the Hands of a Collector2,612 words
  6. 6.Chapter V: I Am Carried Away as a Specimen3,255 words
  7. 7.Chapter VI: I Am “pinned Out”2,758 words
  8. 8.Chapter VII: I Am Put Away in Camphor2,362 words
  9. 9.Chapter VIII: I Meet Mr. Noel De Crespigny3,674 words
  10. 10.Chapter IX: I Am Committed to the2,488 words
  11. 11.Chapter X: I Bewitch a Monster2,762 words
  12. 12.Chapter XI: I Add the Last Touch to a Portrait2,586 words
  13. 13.Chapter XII: I Am Infamously Retaliated on2,466 words
  14. 14.Chapter XIII: I Am Wooed to Self-Destruction3,709 words
  15. 15.Chapter XIV: I Am Rescued by My Monster2,702 words
  16. 16.Chapter XV: I Become an Inmate of “rupert’s Folly”3,167 words
  1. 17.Chapter XVI: I Put an End to One Folly2,538 words
  2. 18.Chapter XVII: I Am Consigned to a Green Grave1,119 words
  3. 19.Chapter XVIII: I Begin Another Folly2,801 words
  4. 20.Chapter XIX: I Am Maid Marian2,441 words
  5. 21.Chapter XX: I Put an End to Folly Number Two5,485 words
  6. 22.Chapter XXI: I Am Metamorphosed2,567 words
  7. 23.Chapter XXII: I Run Across an Old Friend1,742 words
  8. 24.Chapter XXIII: I Am Made Fortune’s Mistress1,879 words
  9. 25.Chapter XXIV: I Find a Friend in Need6,471 words
  10. 26.Chapter XXV: I Declare for the King3,079 words
  11. 27.Chapter XXVI: I Renew an Old Acquaintance3,190 words
  12. 28.Chapter XXVII: I Know How to Wait4,165 words
  13. 29.Chapter XXVIII: I Return to Naples2,214 words
  14. 30.Chapter XXIX: I Still Know How to Wait2,528 words
  15. 31.Chapter XXX: I Am Justified in My Policy1,818 words
  16. 32.Chapter XXXI: I Know My Own Heart1,332 words