Chapter III: Preface: Strictly Private

_For the Reader Only_

DEAR READER:

This is for _you_, and you only. We have concealed it between chapters one and two so that it will not meet any eye but yours.

We have a confession to make--it would be useless to attempt concealment--we have the Digression habit.

We have tried every known remedy but we fear it is incurable.

All we ask, Gentle Reader, is that when we stray too far you will favour us with a gentle reminder.