Chapter LXVIII: A Little Good Advice.--From Fanny Fern

"'No person should be delicate about asking for what is
properly his due. If he neglects doing so, he is deficient
in that spirit of independence which he should observe in
all his actions. Rights are rights, and, if not granted,
should be demanded.'

"A _little_ 'Bunker Hill' atmosphere about that! It suits my republicanism; but I hope no female sister will be such a novice as to suppose it refers to any but _masculine_ rights. In the first place, my dear woman, 'female rights' is debateable ground; what you may call a 'vexed question.' In the next place, (just put your ear down, a _little_ nearer) granted we _had_ 'rights,' the more we 'demand' 'em, the _more we shan't get 'em_. I've been converted to that faith this some time. No sort of use to waste lungs and leather trotting to SIGH-racuse about it. The instant the subject is mentioned, the lords of creation are up and dressed. Guns and bayonets the order of the day; _no surrender_ on every flag that floats! The only way left is to pursue the 'Uriah Heep' policy; look _umble_, and be almighty cunning. Bait 'em with submission, and then throw the noose over the will. Appear not to have any choice, and as true as gospel you'll get it. Ask _their_ advice, and they'll be sure to follow _yours_. Look _one_ way, and _pull another_! Make your reins of silk, _keep 'em out of sight, and drive where you like_!"