Chapter XXXII: Book I: —DEFINITIONS. A point in politics is that which always has place (9)

Should you be fortunate enough to break a policemans head, or drive over an old woman, you will find that your purse will not only add to the éclat of the transaction, but most materially assist the magistrate before whom you may be taken in determining that the case is very trifling, and that a fine of 5s. will amply excuse you from the effects of that polite epidemic known vulgo as drunkenness. There cannot be a greater proof of the advantages of a purse than the preceding instance, for we have known numerous cases in which the symptoms have been precisely the same, but the treatment diametrically opposite, owing to the absence of that incontrovertible evidence to characterthe purse.

None but a parvenu would carry his money loose; and we know of nothing more certain to ensure an early delivery of your small account than being detected by a creditor in the act of hunting a sovereign into the corner of your pocket.

We have known tailors, bootmakers, hatters, hosiers, livery-stable- keepers, &c., grow remarkably noisy when refused assistance to meet heavy payments, which are continually coming due at most inconvenient seasons; and when repeated denials have failed to silence them, the exhibition only of the purse has procured the desired effect,we presume, by inspiring the idea that you have the means to pay, but are eccentric in your views of creditthus producing with the most importunate dun

A gentleman's queue is burning. A BRILLIANT TERMINATION.

TREMENDOUS FAILURE. The Editors present their compliments to their innumerable subscribers, and beg to say that, being particularly hard up for a joke, they trust that they will accept of the following as an evidence of

Girls stand under a sign 'Curds and Whey Sold Here' while a bowl pours onto them. GETTING UNDER WHEY.

A THOROUGH DRAUGHT. The extreme proficiency displayed by certain parties in drawing spurious exchequer-bills has induced them to issue proposals for setting up an opposition exchequer office, where bills may be drawn on the shortest notice. As this establishment is to be cunningly united to the Art-Union in Somerset-House, the whole art of forgery may be there learned in six lessons. The manufacture of exchequer-bills will be carried on in every department, from printing the forms to imitating the signatures; in short, the whole art of

A man pulls on a horse drawing a cart full of people. DRAWING TAUGHT.

[pg 208] THE OCONNELL PAPERS. OUR EXTRAORDINARY AND EXCLUSIVE CORRESPONDENCE. We have been favoured by the transmission of the following singular correspondence by the new Mayor of Dublins private secretary. We hasten to lay the interesting documents before our readers, though we must decline incurring the extreme responsibility of advising which offer it would be most advantageous for Mr. OConnell to accept.